He gives thanks he drives balls better than he drives cars,
He gives thanks that his beating probably won't leave scars,
He gives thanks that's he's rich and has all that he needs,
But he's sorry he's married to a hot crazy Swede,
Thanksgiving at Tiger's is quite the affair,
A word to the wise is you'd better beware,
Of a wife with a golf club out in the street,
With a half conscious Tiger laid at her feet,
He gives thanks that his publicist made an excuse,
Though it doesn't take Sherlock Holmes to deduce,
That Tiger was driving afraid for his life,
He was running like hell from his blonde angry wife,
Thanksgiving at Tiger's is quite the affair,
I'd make lots of money if I could have been there,
With a video camera like the paparazzi,
I'd sell all my footage to TMZ,
Cause Thanksgiving at Tiger's is quite the affair,
His wife teed on off on poor Tiger I swear,
Even though he's got skills and money to spare,
Thanksgiving at Tiger's was quite the affair,
With turkey and trimmings and a sweet solemn prayer,
Thanksgiving at Tiger's was quite the affair...
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