Video - Tiger Woods Mistress #5 Doesn't Pass the Smell Test


Mambo #5 has us wondering - is Mindy Lawton for real? His taste in women has never dropped this low. Yeah, she's a waitress...but just because the UK's Sun describes her as 'busty' does not mean she is attractive. We're talking Steve Phillips territory here.

"Sometimes I looked like a rag doll after we'd made love," she said. "He really did like it quite rough."

Looks a bit like a rag doll before too.

"Tiger just used me as his sex toy. I thought I meant something to him, but all he cared about was lust. He is a selfish, heartless man."

Yeah, because someone who would take his wife to his mistress' restaurant and who had had sex with you in a church parking lot really really loves you.

Her video interview is available here. The 5th golden ticket is going to turn out to be Paraguayan.

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2 comments:

  1. What was the old Sesame Street song: "One of these things just doesn't belong."

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  2. One of these things is not like the others. Imprimis, she is not like the others and #2 her story is not like the others.

    We call bullshot.

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