October 1, 2010

Even with Dr. Dre, LeBron Annoys

LeBron James with another PR bonanza right here. A commercial with Dr. Dre and comedian Affion Crockett for Monster-Power Beats by Dr. Dre Tour High-Resolution In-Ear Headphones.

Monster-Power Beats by Dr. Dre Tour High-Resolution In-Ear Headphones. Just rolls off the tongue. Sorta like James benching 340lbs sans warmup.

Shut the fuck up - too bad it's directed at the wrong guy.



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Secretariat Holds the 'Largest Heart On' Record

HOLLYWOOD - SEPTEMBER 30: Actress Ali Larter arrives at the premiere of Walt Disney Pictures' 'Secretariat' at the El Capitan Theatre on September 30, 2010 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Alberto E. Rodriguez/Getty Images for Disney)

Ali Larter was at the premiere of Walt Disney Pictures' Secretariat at the El Capitan Theatre last night in Hollywood, California. Also attending, obviously, was the heavily made up Diane Lane.

HOLLYWOOD - SEPTEMBER 30: Actress Diane Lane arrives at the premiere of Walt Disney Pictures' 'Secretariat' at the El Capitan Theatre on September 30, 2010 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Alberto E. Rodriguez/Getty Images for Disney)

The most interesting thing to come out of the evening? Baltimore Sun reporter Sandra McKee's report: Secretariat's heart weighed close to 22 pounds, while the average Thoroughbred heart weighs 9 pounds. Secretariat's heart is the largest Thoroughbred heart on record.. See? Read the Blitz and you're always learning.

HOLLYWOOD - SEPTEMBER 30: A general view of atmosphere at the premiere Of Walt Disney Pictures' 'Secretariat' at the El Capitan Theatre on September 30, 2010 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Kevin Winter/Getty Images)

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That's a Lot of Rubber, Lance; Livestrong

LAS VEGAS - OCTOBER 01: A specially made Livestrong wristband is seen on a statue of Caesar in front of Caesars Palace October 1, 2010 in Las Vegas, Nevada. The resort is celebrating the annual global Livestrong Day established by the Lance Armstrong Foundation to raise awareness about fighting cancer. (Photo by Ethan Miller/Getty Images for Caesars Palace)

A Livestrong wristband is worn by a statue of Caesar in front of Caesars Palace today in Las Vegas, Nevada. We have one of those - it reads 'Latex Allergy Awareness.'

The resort is celebrating the annual global Livestrong Day established by the Lance Armstrong Foundation to raise awareness about fighting cancer.

Please, please heed. Be aware about fighting cancer.

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Celebrate Breast Cancer Awareness Month (BCAM)

Singer/Actress Jennifer Lopez attends the 2010 Apollo Theater Spring Benefit Concert & Awards Ceremony at The Apollo Theater in New York City, NY on June 14, 2010.  Fame Pictures, Inc

Today is October 1st, the beginning of the 26th annual celebration of Breast Cancer Awareness Month (BCAM).

June 24, 2010 - Los Angeles, California, U.S. - Jun 24, 2010 - Los Angeles, California, USA - Actor NIKKI REED arriving to the 'Twilight Saga Eclipse' Los Angeles Premiere held at the Nokia Theater at LA Live. © Red Carpet Pictures

May 03, 2010 - New York, New York, U.S. - Actress EMMA WATSON attends the Metropolitan's Museum of Art Costume Institute Gala Benefit for the opening of the new exhibit 'American Woman: Fashioning A National Identity. © Red Carpet Pictures

Hooray for Boobies! Let's see September pull that off (Prostate Cancer Awareness Month).

So be aware. Be very aware.

NEW YORK - SEPTEMBER 29: Model Elizabeth Hurley attends the kick off of Breast Cancer Awareness Month with The Estse Lauder Companies and Bloomingdale's benefiting The Breast Cancer Research Foundation at Bloomingdale's 59th Street Store on September 29, 2010 in New York City. (Photo by Jason Kempin/Getty Images for The Breast Cancer Research Foundation)

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Falcons LB Wire Scares the Boobies off Reporter Niki Noto

GPB Sports Central Co-Host/Reporter & Atlanta Falcons Inside Reporter/On-Field Game Host Niki Noto gets duped by Roddy White & Coy Wire.

via bwo reader Anita.



Poor Niki - first she's on the ESPN bus with Adam Schefter and then that? Trooper.



Ines Sainz? Take notes.....

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Katherine Jenkins' Arse Tested Tiger's Recovery

CARDIFF, WALES - SEPTEMBER 29: Singer Katherine Jenkins performs during Welcome To Wales at Millennium Stadium on September 29, 2010 in Cardiff, Wales. (Photo by Eamonn McCormack/Getty Images)

You saw Katherine Jenkins' ass the other day.

Tiger Woods did his best not to see it yesterday.

U.S. Ryder Cup player Tiger Woods (R) looks up as Welsh singer Katherine Jenkins performs during the opening ceremony for the 2010 Ryder Cup at Celtic Manor in Newport, south Wales September 30, 2010. REUTERS/Eddie Keogh (BRITAIN - Tags: SPORT GOLF)

I couldn't take it any longer
Lord I was crazed
And when the feeling came upon me
Like a tidal wave
I started swearing to my god and on my mother's grave
That I would love you to the end of time
I swore that I would love you to the end of time!

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Don't Celebrate the Bullfight Until you Leave the Ring

Reader Sidthe writes, "Did he died?"



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Highly Photoshopped Larissa Riquelme on the Cover of Mexican TV Guide


Larissa Riquelme made her highly disgarded debut on the cover of Mexico's TV Notas, much to the delight of Frank Costanza. Paraguay Girl told the magazine, "Although I knew the country very little, I saw that the men they are very cachondones."

La modelo comenzó a tatuarse a los 22 años y actualmente tiene 6 tatuajes, dos en el tobillo, uno en la cabeza, la pompa, la espalda y el dedo. Para ella todos sus tatuajes son sexies.

Busted Coverage has the entire spread.

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Pedophile Designed Twister Halloween Custome for Girls

What toy making genius came up with this disaster waiting to happen Twister Halloween costume?



And check out Amazon's people who bought this...



...also bought this:



Yeah, that's a Go Go Boot - in the always popular Childs White.

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Ruh Roh! We're All Asian.....

Rucka Rucka Ali's Just the Way You Are parody, We're All Asian doesn't have the full NSFW take the Bloodhound Gang's Yellow Fever does...but it is jam packed with hysterical stereotypes.



You're going to be singing that all day.



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Philippine's Cebu Pacific Flight Attendants Dance the Safety Notifications

Philippine's Cebu Pacific FAs dance to inform you of your flotation device.



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The Herminator...Was Sperminator Taken?

By now you know ESPN has Herm Edwards in a bigger clown piece than the one Jay Mariotti seems to wear - The Herminator.

Why not the Sperminator, because this blows.



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Clueless Shannon Sharpe Schooled by Phins Brandon Marshall

NFL Network's Sterling Sharpe questioned Brandon Marshall's effort at the end of Sunday night's Jets / Dolphins game, saying he 'appeared out of gas'. Host Mike Mayock agreed.

Marshall had 10 catches for 166 yards and a TD. He answered SS by saying, you try to run up and down the field all night flanked by Antonio Cromartie.

"I don't honestly think those guys were elite players, including Sterling Sharpe," Marshall said. "I've got to turn on the film and see what he was able to do. I know he did some good things, but my understanding is he's not a Hall of Fame guy."



Seems like these retired players who wind up at the NFL Network like to stir up controversy. Why else would you be reading about them? That stupid Red Zone thing?

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Double Rainbow Guy "Bear" Vasquez Watches Football

Double Rainbow Guy "Bear" Vasquez - YouTube search him. Bear got very excited when he saw a double rainbow and it became a Tube hit.

So of course someone lifted the audio and put it over Michigan v Notre Dame highlights.



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Miley Cyrus + White T - Bra + Cold = Nippy

Miley Cyrus, super star actress of Hannah Montana and real life singing sensation, visits some friends In Westwood neighborhood of LA, CA on September 30th, 2010. Looks like she's not wearing a bra with this outfit and it might have been a little cold... Where's Liam when she needs him to keep her warm? Fame Pictures, Inc

Pop Tart Miley Cyrus visits some friends In the Westwood neighborhood of LA, CA yesterday.

Miley Cyrus, super star actress of Hannah Montana and real life singing sensation, visits some friends In Westwood neighborhood of LA, CA on September 30th, 2010. Looks like she's not wearing a bra with this outfit and it might have been a little cold... Where's Liam when she needs him to keep her warm? Fame Pictures, Inc

Looks like she's not wearing a bra with this outfit and it might have been a little cold...

Miley Cyrus, super star actress of Hannah Montana and real life singing sensation, visits some friends In Westwood neighborhood of LA, CA on September 30th, 2010. Looks like she's not wearing a bra with this outfit and it might have been a little cold... Where's Liam when she needs him to keep her warm? Fame Pictures, Inc

Miley have a big face or is that just us?

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