WFAN's Mike Francesa spent all day balancing his gut and talking mudders yesterday when our exultant ruler should have been on ice. At least that's what we heard. Now the Blitz crew is heading to Atlantic City for the day so we'll just let (steal) Deadspin's Jack Dickey write the whole, udderly awesome, details:
This comes to us from France's Critérium du Dauphiné, one of this month's warm-ups for the Tour de France. There are a lot of climbs in the course, and, well, these cows saw one that looked like fun and figured they'd join in. Could they beat the horses that ran in the Belmont? Shittier horses? What if they had jockeys? We may never know.
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