20/20 - Charlie Sheen Admits to Monkey Brain in Exclusive Interview, Says he's "Bi-Winning" and then Introduces his Bi-Girlfriends [Video]

A) How does ABC's 20/20 tag this an 'exclusive' interview when Charlie Sheen has given at least 4 interviews in the past 3 days?

B) By saying that he is "bi-winning" - is that a clever pun describing his harem of porn stars?

C) If you know WFAN's Craig Carton of 660's Boomer & Carton, tell us that Charlie's "shut up" at around the 1:22 mark isn't a dead on CC impression. He must have been working on that.

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Sheen went on to introduce those goddesses who don't mind his tooth decay, ex-nanny Natalie Kenly and porn star Bree Olson.



Indeed.

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Soccer Scumbag (and defender) Luis Moreno Kicks and Kills Mascot [Video]

With 20 minutes left in Sunday's game between Colombian club Deportivo Pereira and Atlético Junior, douche juice Deportivo Pereira defender Luis Moreno kicked an owl that made its way onto the pitch. The owl? Atlético Junior's mascot.

The bird died today, according to veterinarian Camilo Tapia. Luis faces sanctions and animal abuse charges.

It is nothing like the abuse he's getting via YouTube and other forum comments. Let's just say Michael Vick is lucky he's not a soccer player...

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How the (Alleged) Chelsea Defender Ashley Cole Intern Shooting May have Gone Down [Video]

Allegedly Chelsea Defender Ashley Cole turned 'work placement boy Tom Cowan' into an official NRA small bore rifle target. At long last the Taiwanese television CGI reenactment is here.

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Breaking - Victoria's Secret Angels Are in Soho

Victoria's Secret Angels Lily Aldridge, Erin Heatherton, Adriana Lima, Candice Swanepoel and Chanel Iman debuted the New Incredible Bra at Victoria's Secret Soho in New York City today.

Just thought that you'd like to know.


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West Hollywood Police Were Very, Very Nice to Christina Aguilera Following Her Arrest

By now you know that West Hollywood Police arrested Christina Aguilera for public intoxication early this morning after her boyfriend, Matthew Rutler, was popped for DUI.

According to TMZ, she was listed at 5'2" and 100 lbs.



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Does London's 2012 Olympic Logo Hide a Hitler Schutzstaffel Shout Out?

That's the London 2012 Olympics logo above that has Iran's panties in a bunch. Mohammad Aliabadi said that the logo was a sign of racism because it spells out the word 'Zion'.

"The IOC's response is quite clear," said IOC president Jacques Rogge. "The logo of London means the London 2012 Olympics, nothing less and nothing more."

Oh really? Flip the logo and (we removed the extra distractions to make it clearer below) we clearly spot that it actually spells out SS...a nod to the Nazi Schutzstaffel which was was responsible for many of the crimes against humanity during World War II? You be the judge.

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And what exactly is Nobnol? The plot thickens.

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The Fighter's Melissa Leo Dropped the F-Bomb at the Oscars [Video]

Melissa Leo, channeling her role in The Fighter, thought the Oscars were so fucking easy 2 years ago. And this felt so fucking forced.

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Breakdown of Derek Jeter's Spring At Bats [Graphic]

A breakdown of NY Yankee SS Derek Jeter's 2011 spring training at bats shows an overwhelming tendency to put the ball on the ground.

Not good. Not good.

Source: Craig Carton, WFAN Sports

Sweeny Murti reported this nugget: "Jeter singles through the hole at SS for his first hit in 5 spring training ABs. You can breathe now." Later adding, "Jeter is officially 1 for 6 with a ground single and five ground outs."

Based on Blitz projections - Derek Jeter will bat .167 for the season with 100 singles and 562 ground outs in 662 at bats.

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Dick Neis Brings VW To Bicycle Race [Video]

Banker Richard Neis injured 16 at the Critical Mass bicycle rally in Porto Alegre, Brazil last Friday. (Three were taken to the hospital after Dick accelerated through the cyclists.) The Telegraph reports:

Mr Neis's lawyer, Luis Fernando Coimbra Albino, told the Brazilian news website Zero Hora that his client would plead that he acted in defence of himself and his 15-year-old son.

He said Mr Neis had felt threatened after cyclists started to bang on his car roof and broke its windows.

"He felt cornered, he acted to protect his son who was in the car", said Mr Albino.

Dick may face attempted murder charges.

If this is a Volkswagen attempt at a viral video...

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Douche Juice UFC Fighter Michael Bisping Spits on Jorge Rivera's Cornerman [Video]

The UFC's Michael Bisping went all Roberto Alomar on Jorge Rivera's cornerman at UFC 127 this weekend. Stay classy DJ.

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Oregon State DT Stephen Paea Pumps Out Combine Record 49 Reps with 225lbs [Video]

While you couldn't pull off 49 pulls of your plug before finishing, Oregon State DT Stephen Paea set a new combine bench press record: 225lbs, 49 reps.

Wonderlic that.

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The bench press. The perfect shoulder killer. Mantz is at the doc yet again this morning. Come get some.

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Former PGA Player David Feherty Nutshot [Video]

Had to Google David Feherty to find out who the hell he his. He's an ex-PGAer who now works as a reporter. Feherty visited J. Erik Jonsson Community School, a beneficiary of the HP Byron Nelson Championship, to hang out with the kids in an outfit Craig Carton might wear following a lost bet.

And then the kids teed off. You'll notice Mr. Feherty's helmet at the 0:15 mark...

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The Beautiful Petra Nemcova Joins DWTS

Model and humanitarian Petra Nemcova (above, via PicApp) is joining Dancing with the Stars. Petra will compete against Sugar Ray Leonard, Chelsea Kane, Pittsburgh Steeler Hines Ward, Romeo, The Karate Kid Ralph Macchio, Kirstie Alley and former Playboy Bunny Kendra Wilkinson. (below, via kendra-wilkinson.us)

Tweeter Michael Wasser: Hines Ward will be the first #DWTS contestant to ever be fined. #prediction


Those who read the Blitz know Petra was injured in Thailand by a tsunami during the 2004 Indian Ocean earthquake. Her fiancé, photographer Simon Atlee, was killed.

The supermodel couldn't be at the announcement because she was speaking at the United Nations. She attended the 19th annual Elton John AIDS Foundation Academy Award Viewing Party on Sunday.

You also know who we'll be rooting for. If rooting for means accidently seeing results the day after broadcast because we do not watch DWTS.

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Happy Birthday

Happy Birthday to You
Happy Birthday to You
Happy Birthday, Justin Bieber
Happy Birthday to You

17. One more year and he's 50 state legal gentlemen.

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Fans? Call Angels’ Mike Trout Directly with your Baseball Questions

California Angels prospect Mike Trout broke the "no speaking unless spoken to" rule while working with Mike Scioscia on team building exercises. So, what did Mike orchestrate?

After the top of the first inning of Monday’s game between the Angels and A’s, Trout’s phone number was splashed all over the scoreboard at Tempe Diablo Stadium with an invitation.

“Fans call Angels’ Mike Trout directly with your baseball questions,” said the message which was repeated several times throughout the game.

Indeed.

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