"She is easily the most “porny” model to enter the mainstream in a very long time. She looks like she would work in the back of a motorcycle shop in Nashville and give (bad) blow jobs for $25."
[On the runway] she's "confidently lumbering up a runway like there’s a buffet at the end of it."
"And I still ask: what the heck? Has fashion become this? Well – we know it hasn’t, so let’s not pretend this is fashion. She looks thick, vulgar, almost pornographic – and she is a solid 30 lbs too heavy for this outfit."
"Huge thighs, NO waist, big fat floppy boobs, terrible body definition – she looks like a squishy brick. Is this what American women are “striving” for now? The lazy, lardy look? Have we really gotten so fat in this country that Kate is the best we can aim for? Sorry, but: eww!"
'She' is Kate Upton.
The writer of the attack above? Some probably really ugly (and anonymous) idiot at Skinny Gossip who tagged the post (and closed comments) with 'FAT, FATTIES, GOKKUN, KATE UPTON, PORN, REDNECK, THICK, and VULGAR.' The same anonymous idiot whose rules for comments start with an admonishment as to what will get reader comments erased: "Personal attacks against anyone. Grow up, or go sit at the kiddie table!" firstname.lastname@example.org is the only identifying info she has on her site besides the cryptic 'I have done some modeling (but I’m not any kind of big-time agency model) and I now work in the fashion & entertainment industries.'
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