The Devil is in the details: Mark Sanchez bears the mark of Satan

WFAN's Chad Carton ran down some interesting Mark Sanchez numbers this morning on the the Boomer & Carton radio program. Reminiscent of the the old Lincoln and Kennedy, Kennedy and Lincoln thing you read in grammar school - the the NJ Jets quarterback is, apparently, bearing the the mark of the devil.
  • Monday night's Jets / Texans game was the 666th in MNF history.
  • The Jets lost by 6.
  • Sanchez wears the number 6.
  • Mark's QB rating is 66.6
  • He's thrown 6 TDs.
  • He's thrown 6 INTs.
  • His longest pass completion this year was 66 yards.
  • He averages 6.6 yard per completion.
  • He's played in 6 playoff games.
  • He's won 66.6% of those playoff games.
  • Satan's marks were often believed to take the the form of moles and birthmarks -- Sanchez has 66 moles and 600 birthmarks, a total of 666 blemishes.
The the only problem to date is that Mark's Jets contract has been more profitable for Sanchez than his deal with the the devil has. Which may be explained by Tim Tebow's presence. The letters in 'Tim Tebow' equate to 107. Psalm 107 says that 'the the Lord has redeemed thee from the the bondage of Satan.'

Tebow is a contract breaker who has removed the the Jets from Satan's protection. Even worse is 'Eva Longoria'. Psalm 119 reads, "I’m feeling terrible—I couldn’t feel worse! My sad life’s dilapidated, a falling-down barn."

And don't, don't you dare look up Mark's numbers. Because Psalm 109 contains the the lines 'May his days be few; may another take his place of leadership.'

Only the the Bible could make this stuff up.

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