Time to resign.
Oh, God, look at that. Wash off the soap. That's right. Wash it off. Look at that. Bend over. Drop the soap. Oh, tits. Good. Oh, God, I wish I was a loofah Look at that! That's...Those muscles. Oh, I didn't know they could do that.
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