This is a legit email we just got re: Chris Simms

No, not his stupid open mouthed eating of cereal disrespecting the great Jerry Recco's updates, this:

Fuckn Chris Simms&his FUCKING 3 PIECE COFFEE CUP. Even when not drinking it,he plays with it&when he does drink it,he screws the top on.FUCR!

-KM

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