You breathe in the shit dust. (Happens with tar, pesticides, etc. as well...) True story.
Tom Brady claims he's never eaten a strawberry. You know what happens to folks who've never eaten a strawberry? They develop allergies, potentially life threatening, that one day will rear its evil head.
Boomer and Carton discuss the wackos. Boomer: "Tom Brady is crying out for help." Carton: "These are some crazy people."
If Tom Brady could be anyone besides himself - who would he want to be?
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