Boomer Esiason: Tom Brady is crying out for help

You're not allowed to wear shoes in Tom Brady's home. That's a good move. The shit on your shoes (minuscule) is deposited within the home. That shit dries and becomes dust.

You breathe in the shit dust. (Happens with tar, pesticides, etc. as well...) True story.

Tom Brady claims he's never eaten a strawberry. You know what happens to folks who've never eaten a strawberry? They develop allergies, potentially life threatening, that one day will rear its evil head.

Boomer and Carton discuss the wackos. Boomer: "Tom Brady is crying out for help." Carton: "These are some crazy people."

If Tom Brady could be anyone besides himself - who would he want to be?

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