Funtime Vegan was hired by Craig Carton to create his Craig's Meatless October theme page (above).
Boomer Esiason, wearing Tommie Copper's socks right now (allegedly), is not going to participate...though it wouldn't hurt.
If Carton is unable to turn down Hot Dogs until Thanksgiving - he'll be writing a $5K check to the Blitz.
Funtime already has been contracted to do the NY Post cover when that happens. (Headline to be added by them.)
Boomer & Carton...2 guys not known to turn down a sausage.
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