Sofia Vergara's Anal Tradition at the Golden Globes
Sofia Vergara is one of those celebrities that you just know takes 3 hours in makeup. And then? She's unlistenable -- even in 30 second dandruff commercials. So of course the morons at the Golden Globes thought she'd be perfect for an anal joke disguised as a malfunction last night. Because, yeah - she's polished enough to move from a fuck up to anus in one sentence - and like that makes any sense either.