Page 6 reported of the latest Christiano Rondaldo bust, "The bronze sculpture, which could most charitably be said to resemble Gary Busey on a lethal cocktail of steroids and Ecstasy, was graciously unveiled by the star. It’s also been said to look like Sloth from “The Goonies” and Kristaps Porzingis."
Hundreds of Ronaldo's hometown fans witnessed the unveiling of a bronze statue of the Portuguese and Real Madrid striker back in 2014.
Many supporters were unimpressed that the 2.4 metre replica didn't look enough like their footballing hero then too.
Others noticed that the statue of Ronaldo erected in Madeira's capital Funchal looked particularly figure hugging...and sported a generous bulge.
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