Breaking: The stairs Hillary Clinton slipped on have been found dead of 2 shots to the back of the steps -- Ruled Suicide.

Not once, but twice...despite two men holding her.



Actually 3 times.

The top comments are priceless:

Hillary was only walking because she had to bring her broom in for an oil change...

She falls so much because she is so top heavy from carrying around that giant oversized ego...

She doesn't have the American media and our tax payer dollars to cover that up over there...

LOL can you imagine "that" running the US..... we dodged a huge disaster folks...

HILLARY IS NOW BLAMING HER ELECTION LOSS ON BIRKENSTOCK!!!

And then they chucked her into a van like a side of beef...

Looks like the body animation fluid is running out.. Time for a fluid change before people realize she's been dead for 10 years...

Those Russian must have put oil all over the steps, sneaky fuckers!

Those stairs are obviously colluding with gravity...

CNN will report, "That as she gracefully maneuvered down the stairs she twice came to the aid of two stricken people..."

Not my president! Actually, not anyone's president, thank God.

BREAKING NEWS: The stairs have been found dead. Two gunshot wounds to the back of the steps. Ruled Suicide.

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