Mike Francesa thinks Boomer & Carton put Matt in Breezy Pt. up to pranking him

Mike Francesa, "I don't know what you're talking about. What morning show? I don't watch it or listen to it. You were probably put up to call, sorry, you're not going to get anywhere on this show with that."



Please follow us on Twitter for exclusive stories, Like us on Facebook, Or return home for award winning writing.




And...Mandy Moore is covered in sperm

So, Mandy Moore has a sperm tattoo.

mandy moore covered in sperm
#sorryzoe#babiesonmyfeet #alsofeetaregross

Got that?

Please follow us on Twitter for exclusive stories, Like us on Facebook, Or return home for award winning writing.




Ahole Vitalli Sediuk's reason for molesting Kim Kardashian another whopper

Vitalli Sediuk's rationale for grabbing Gigi Hadid was to protest Instagram girls getting Vogue covers. Turns out trying to kiss Kim Kardashian's ass was also a protest - he took to Instagram:

I was protesting Kim for using fake butt implants. I encourage her and the rest of Kardashian clan to popularise natural beauty among teenage girls who follow and defend them blindly.

P.S. I was sitting there outside the posh restaurant to use free wifi and eating my ice-cream. When all of a sudden, the pack of paparazzi came out and the car with Kim Kardashian. I swear I didn't know she was going to be there. So I had to come out with an idea very fast. Does it mean if I don't go to celebrities, they come to me? Lol

Have a nice evening everybody! I have to finish my ice-cream..

Yeah, sure. Adequately explains Storm Shadow video just happening to be there, again.



Please follow us on Twitter for exclusive stories, Like us on Facebook, Or return home for award winning writing.





*Return to Bob's Blitz Homepage -- *Contact Bob's Blitz -- ⓒ2008-2016 BobsBlitz.com


Privacy Policy -- About Us -- Copyright Policy -- Mobile Version