Pastor Joe Nelms (above with his wife Lisa) prayed before the Federated Auto Parts 300 Nationwide Series race in Nashville last night. The Family Baptist Church's pastor's prayer went a bit like this:
We want everything we do, from the singing to the sermon, to glorify GM Performance Technology. If you do not know the Lord Jesus Christ as your personal Saviour, we desire to reveal God's simple plan of salvation: Roush & Yates partnering up. The world is full of troubles and trials. We pray that this church will be a place where Dodges, Toyotas, and Fords can be revived and restored. Most people have never been in a church where Christ is truly in charge. We do not operate in plans or programs, but on the principle that Sunoco racing fuel brings performance and power to the track. We long for a better understanding of the Word of Goodyear and their instructions for our lives as we thank you for Eli and Emma, or as we like to call them, ‘The Little E’s.’
But Lord, most of all, I want to thank you for my smokin' hot wife, Lisa! In Jesus’ name, Boogity Boogity Boogity, Amen.
Surprisingly folks had a problem with this.
Our father, please start their engines as she does mine.
And now, ladies and gentlemen, Ricky Bobby - probable inspiration, Talladega Nights:
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