HD TV is great but often one finds that ugly SOB sitting behind home plate and...you can't unsee it.
ANNOUNCER: We now return to Major League Baseball with one distractingly ugly guy behind home plate.
ANNOUNCER 2: It's two to two in the bottom of the sixth, and I just can't get my eyes off that man with the tall head.
ANNOUNCER 3: It's quite a game, but man, that guy is ugly.
ANNOUNCER 2: I'll say, Gary.
What's the count? ANNOUNCER 3: No idea, Bill.
But you know, that guy hasn't blinked this entire game.
Just a dead-eyed idiot out on a Thursday afternoon.
ANNOUNCER 2: Yup.
And the longer I watch him, the more I wonder if he's there by himself.
ANNOUNCER 3: I think you're on to something there.
That seat next to him's been empty for hours.
ANNOUNCER 2: Right you are, Gary.
I'm gonna see if I can hit him with my apple.
ANNOUNCER 3: Ah.
Kind of short-armed it.
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