On my bucket list, I want to sit James Blunt down and explain - line by line - why his song "You're Beautiful" fucking sucks.
And I’d like to sit you down and explain - dollar by dollar - why I don’t care. https://t.co/gfz4RupcIJ— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) July 14, 2016
You lose. Good day sir.
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