Gov. Chris Christie shocked to learn Boomer Esiason dyes his hair

Gov. Chris Christie (and his friends and Chris Simms...) obviously don't listen to Boomer & Carton as frequently as they'd have you believe. None knew who the hell the tiresome Sour Shoes was. Even more shocking - Chris had no idea that Esiason colors his hair. "What, does he think he's still in his 30s?" the Governor quipped when discussing Boomer also hiding his reading glasses from view as much as possible on CBS Sports Network.

The University of Texas at Austin educated uneducated Simms chimed in on the prospect of his hair turning gray, "I could care less."

This the kid of a professional broadcaster to boot. Brutal.

Craig Carton also touches on his touching battle with Dysphonia.

Call screener Al Dukes with the old, now corrected, Kristine Leahy like overreactions.

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