...would be if he capped it off by dragging his fugazi body to some fugazi AL team and got just enough fugazi ABs to hit his fugazi 700th home run. Oh, it would be something special.
And let's be honest - you graduated in the late 80s, early 90s -- your entire HS class of male athletes was juicing. So you just know Selena was on the mark.
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