That will be followed by further draining the talent lacking NFL by creating an expansion team ... for New Jersey.
Billy Busch? Adolphus Busch? Andrew Busch, Peter Busch, Beatrice Busch von Gontard, Trudy Busch Valentine? August Busch III or August Busch IV? That'd be some NFL vetting process. (And would the team play on Grant's Farm?)
Let's hope it's Haley Busch.
Carton has co-hosted the top rated Boomer & Carton show on WFAN for the past decade.
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