July 1, 2009
Video - Press Hop - Infamous Sports Press Meltdowns
Steve Porter (who gave us the Slap Chop Remix) mixes some of the most infamous sports meltdowns in this great video. Iverson, Jim Mora, Dennis Green, Joe Namath with Suzy Kolber and more. How in the hell can I make my teammates better by practicing?
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Brewer Fans - Why You Don't Do Crack

Oh, it's not a foul ball? Even if it is - jumping on the field is frowned upon. Showing your butt crack on the stumble out? Even more so.
Bruno's Barely Covered Schwanzenstook Lands Principal's Poopenschafte in Hot Water
Oh Birmingham High School Football Team - What do you say to the people who see that you are so powerful in your physique, with your powerful thighs and pectoral muscles and wonder what your schwanzenstook is like? Apparently you apply for charter school status and get the hell out of Dodge.

Brüno’s cleats from Nike. Socks by American Apparel. Photo via GQ & Birmingham High School Football Team Courtesy Principal Marcia Coates and Athletic Director Rick Prizant
Los Angeles Unified School District Supt. Ramon C. Cortines is taking personnel action against Coates and Prizant for allowing the Birmingham High School Football Team to pose with Sacho Baron Cohen. "I don't believe that there is a place on any high school in America, including Los Angeles, for photos such as these," Cortines said in a press release. This despite the fact that the players the players turned in parental consent forms.
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Los Angeles Unified School District Supt. Ramon C. Cortines is taking personnel action against Coates and Prizant for allowing the Birmingham High School Football Team to pose with Sacho Baron Cohen. "I don't believe that there is a place on any high school in America, including Los Angeles, for photos such as these," Cortines said in a press release. This despite the fact that the players the players turned in parental consent forms.
Waldrobe Malfunction Tears Swimmer Flavia a New Poopenschafte
Italian Olympic swimmer Flavia Zoccari's Jaked J01 swimsuit ripped - forcing her out of the Mediterranean Games championship race in Pescara, Italy.Think Jaked is still proud to announce that FINA allowed the Italians to use its products?
WSU Football is Sooooo Criminal
How criminal is it? Washington State University football is so criminal that the Daily Evergreen is now publishing the crime report in Mad Libs format...
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Sox Owner John Henry & Wife Wedding Favors? Bobble-Heads
Bobbleheads. Of themselves. Red Sox owner John Henry & his wife gave out bobble heads of themselves at their wedding. We thought that it was Coach Calhoun and Rizzo but, no, it was apparently the newlyweds.And? The Boston Herald reports: "Many, many, of the parting gifts, we’re told, were left behind."
Video - Tennis' Simona Halep Deboobed
Simona Halep said that she was going to and, according to SBB (see for full pic), she has been deboobed.Boobies large, boobies huge! Those that jiggle and those that move! To normal size, to normal shape. Be them normal, before backs break.
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