October 1, 2009

Video - Trainwreck Madonna On Letterman

An unfunny clip of Madonna riding in on the sticks of the NY Rangers, not talking about Arod, and, finally, eating pizza.

I'm only providing this because I'm a fan of Angelo's Pizza (1697 Broadway between 53rd St & 54th St.).



Video - National Anthem Superbowl XXXIX

Just because. US National Anthem by the Academy Choirs.



Mitch Williams Joins SIRIUS

‘Remember When…,’ a weekly conversation on baseball history, will air Saturdays on SIRIUS XM’s MLB Home Plate channel

NEW YORK – October 1, 2009 – SIRIUS XM Radio (NASDAQ: SIRI) announced today that former Major League relief pitcher Mitch Williams and former Red Sox infielder Rico Petrocelli will team up to host a new weekly show on SIRIUS XM Radio.

Remember When will debut Saturday, October 3 (8:00 – 10:00 am ET) and air every Saturday throughout the year exclusively on MLB Home Plate, available nationwide on XM channel 175 and SIRIUS channel 210 with the “Best of XM” programming package.

Each week’s show will present a wide-ranging conversation on baseball’s extensive history with Williams and Petrocelli talking with legendary players and personalities. Hosts and guests will share their favorite memories and experiences from their time in the game, and will encourage baseball fans around the country to call in and participate in the conversation by sharing their own favorite recollections.

The fireballing Williams earned 192 saves and posted a 3.65 ERA in 11 Major League seasons with the Texas Rangers (1986-88), Chicago Cubs (1989-90), Philadelphia Phillies (1991-93), Houston Astros (1994), California Angels (1995) and Kansas City Royals (1997). He was voted to the National League All-Star team in 1989 as a member of the N.L. East Champion Cubs, with whom he earned the nickname “Wild Thing.” In 1993, he posted a career-high 43 saves and recorded two saves in the N.L. Championship Series with the Phillies. Williams also serves as an analyst for MLB Network.

Rico Petrocelli signed with the Red Sox in 1963 and played all of his 13 Major League seasons in Boston. A two-time All-Star, Petrocelli led all American League shortstops in fielding percentage in 1968 and 1969. In 1969 he hit 40 home runs, fourth most in the AL, a single season record for a shortstop at the time. Over his career, he played in two World Series (1967, 1975) and hit 210 home runs with 773 RBI and 653 runs in 1553 games. He was inducted into the Boston Red Sox Hall of Fame in 1997.


Speaking of the Olympics

Speaking of the Olympics in someone's hometown.....


Sean Delonas, NY Post


Bronson Arroyo Ball Rubbing Cheater

St. Louis Cardinals pitching coach Dave Duncan has a theory on Bronson Arroyo:

I'm sure he had pine tar on his cap. He didn't have any problem getting a grip. Balls like that can generate a lot more movement than a slick ball that hasn't been rubbed up ... I've been around for 40-plus years now and I've never seen a major-league baseball game played with balls like that.

When asked if he saw Arroyo go to his cap, Duncan replied, "Just every pitch."

I have to agree. I've never seen a major-league baseball game played with balls like that either. And kids? Remember, Balls like that can generate a lot more movement than a slick ball that hasn't been rubbed up.


If This Guy Was Singing This Song at Your Area Playground Would You.....

A) Tell your kids it is a PSA and to listen carefully
B) Ignore him like he wasn't real
C) Shoot Him Down

FF to the 1:25 mark



Somebody should send this to these guys.


Video - Aaron Rodgers Apparently a Fan of the Anal

What else could this mean? Packer Aaron Rodgers and a Minnesota Viking.....



Mets Email Season Ticket Holders - Lowering Prices along with Expectations

The Mets released the following press release today:

The New York Mets today announced across the board decreases in the price of Season Tickets for the 2010 season at Citi Field with no increase in the price of any ticket next year.

The average ticket price on a full-season basis will drop by more than 10 percent with reductions in select locations in excess of 20 percent. Every Season Ticket Holder will see a decrease in their invoice for next season.

The price of the least expensive seat will remain at $11.

"The Mets are sensitive to the economic realities facing our fans and we have lowered our ticket prices in response to these challenging conditions," said Dave Howard, Executive Vice President, Business Operations. "This move underscores our appreciation of our fans’ ongoing loyalty and support. We are committed to delivering exceptional service and value to our customers at Citi Field in 2010."

They also emailed their current season ticket holders:

“Everyone at the Mets – our Ownership, GM Omar Minaya, Manager Jerry Manuel, the coaches, players, front office and staff – shares your disappointment with the 2009 season. You soon will hear from Ownership and Omar about how we plan to improve the ball club through a combination of player signings, trades, enhanced player development and continued commitment to one of the highest player payrolls in MLB.

We are currently finalizing our ticket pricing for 2010. Season Ticket prices will be reduced by an average of more than 10 percent, with several seating areas being adjusted by more than 20 percent. Every Season Ticket Holder invoice for 2010 will be less than 2009.”

Several seating areas being adjusted by more than 20 percent? Just wish that was 80% and that it included the owner's box as well as the 3rd base coaches box, the dugout......


Favre, Favre, Favre, Favre, Favre, Favre, Favre

Brett Favre, already the name that sits on the most newly minted NFL Jerseys, may wind up in the Guinness Book of World Records if silly stupid ESPN has its way. USA Today by way of Awful Announcing:

ESPN hopes to hype records for its Green Bay-Minnesota game Monday night. Literally. ESPN, says spokesman Mike Soltys, will announce that on next Monday's broadcast of its ESPN2 SportsNation (5 p.m. ET), it will try to set a record for the most mentions of Brett Favre on a TV show — with Guinness World Records now looking for the current record. Some records should never be broken..…

Really? The self-annointed Worldwide Leader? What a complete joke the entire network has become. You have to feel sorry for the good over there. Like Linda Cohn and, well, Linda is very good.


SIRIUS Will Broadcast Every NHL Regular Season and Playoff Game Live

Live play-by-play of NHL games will be available to XM subscribers and SIRIUS subscribers with the “Best of XM”

NHL Home Ice channel offers hockey talk and analysis 365 days a year

NEW YORK – October 1, 2009 - SIRIUS XM Radio (NASDAQ: SIRI) will offer listeners around the country comprehensive coverage of the 2009-10 NHL season with an extensive schedule of live play-by-play of NHL games and daily hockey talk on the NHL Home Ice channel.

Starting with tonight’s Opening Night games and through the Stanley Cup Final, XM listeners will have access to live play-by-play of every regular season and playoff game on XM channels 204-209. SIRIUS subscribers with the “Best of XM” programming package will get most regular season games and every NHL postseason game on SIRIUS channels 208-220.

In addition to live games, SIRIUS XM offers the 24/7 hockey talk radio channel, NHL Home Ice, on XM channel 204 and SIRIUS channel 208 with the “Best of XM.” NHL Home Ice features live play-by-play, plus hockey talk, news and analysis every day of the year.

NHL Home Ice features the weekly live show, NHL Hour, hosted by NHL Commissioner Gary Bettman and a rotation of League executives, including Deputy Commissioner Bill Daly and Senior Executive VP of Hockey Operations Colin Campbell. The hour-long show, co-hosted by former NHL player Bill Clement, debuts today and airs every Thursday (4:00 pm ET). NHL Hour provides listeners with the latest news and events from the highest levels of the NHL and encourages fans to submit questions by calling 1-877-NHL-ON-XM or emailing HOMEICE@xmradio.ca.

NHL fans can also tune in to SIRIUS channel 122 for CBC’s Hockey Night in Canada Radio (weekdays, 4:00 – 7:00 pm ET), hosted by Jeff Marek, Kelly Hrudey, Cassie Campbell Pascall, Craig Simpson and Scott Morrison.

On SIRUS XM Sports Nation, SIRIUS channel 122 and XM channel 143, former New York Rangers forward Ron Duguay and former New Jersey Devils defenseman Ken Daneyko host their weekly show, Ice Breakers (Thursdays, 7:00 – 9:00 pm ET), a lifestyle-themed show that features the duo’s thoughts on the NHL, lifestyle, entertainment and more.

Opening Night NHL games on SIRIUS XM: (All times ET)
Channels
XM SIRI
Thu, Oct. 1 - 7:00 PM Washington @ Boston 204 208*
Thu, Oct. 1 - 7:00 PM Montreal @ Toronto 205 220*
Thu, Oct. 1 - 10:00 PM San Jose @ Colorado 206 219*
Thu, Oct. 1 - 10:00 PM Vancouver @ Calgary 204 208*

* Denotes “Best of XM” channel on SIRIUS.

For more information and a schedule of upcoming NHL games on SIRIUS XM, visit www.xmradio.com/nhl or www.sirius.com/nhl.


New Orleans Keys to Victory Over the Jets, by Bobby Hebert

Don't you become 'Bob' as you grow up? Anyway - WWL 870 AM's Bobby Hebert's Key to a Saints victory over the NY Jets:
  1. Keep Drew Brees healthy
  2. Don't let Rex Ryan's defense hit Brees
  3. Have balance running the ball
  4. Be succesful on 1st down
  5. Don't get into 3rd and long
  6. Control the tempo

"If they can do that I really think that they're gonna beat the Jets by double digits."

That's it, Bobby?



Nothing Says 'Olympics' Like 'Oprah'

When you think exercise, diet, athletics or the Olympics - do you think Oprah?

Photo via Twitpic

No, me neither.

AP...It's the Oprah Winfrey show, Olympic style


Video - NFL Announcer Screw Ups

Rick Reilly would be proud:



Jenny Slate would be fucking proud.



Tom Brady would be proud.



Beyonce would be proud.



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Michael Vick Has No Nike Deal: Nike

CNBC reports, “Nike does not have a contractual relationship with Michael Vick," via Nike spokesman Kejuan Wilkins. "We have agreed to supply product to Michael Vick as we do a number of athletes who are not under contract with Nike.”

"Mike has had a great relationship with Nike and is excited to be part of the Nike team again," Vick's personal agent, Joel Segal, told Sports Business Journal.

I, too, am proud to be part of the Nike team. I just bought a pair of new sneaks this past weekend.


Video - David Letterman - New York Rangers Top Ten

David Letterman - New York Rangers Top Ten Things Never Before Spoken By A Hockey Player...



NY Times Book Reviewers 'Gay': ESPNs Rick Reilly

Jon Stewart once said, "'Capote' was groundbreaking because it 'showed America that not all gay people are virile cowboys. Some are actually effete New York intellectuals.'"

ESPN's Rick Reilly stole the line yesterday in his review of Ochocinco's book:

The luckiest stiffs in this business are the people who write The New York Times Book Review. When awful jockographies come in, they get to play the how-strong-is-our-shredder game. Here, we have to read them. Worse, we have to review them in such a way that we aren't on the wrong end of a helmet-to-head collision next time we're on the sideline. Just once I'd like to see the effete NYTBRers try that.

Well done, Jon. It was much funnier in 2006. But if you'd like to read the rest of Reilly's homoerotic undertones - knock yourself out.



Erin Andrews Peephole Video Foreshadowed

Fun with Crime was published in 1977. Erin Andrews was taped by someone 'close to her'. Interesting? Not really but, ah.....



Oh Crap

Michael Phelps never tried this method of reducing resistance. A Florida man is facing charges "after authorities said he was naked and covered in feces when he broke into a resident's backyard and jumped into the pool."

Robert Stark Higgins said he had been drinking. Really?!


Pranksters Prick Pitch with Giant Penis

This took a lot of balls. Pranksters painted a large penis on Worle FC's Station Road ground last weekend.

Worle FC assistant manager Mark Chesney said, "To be shafted like this is a bitter pill to swallow, it's a balls up which may leave our next fixture in doubt."

Yeah, he did.


You Can Now Play Hop Scotch at UA Legally, Sort of

The University of Arizona says it "will no longer cite students for criminal damage for using chalk to mark on sidewalks."

Police will now refer Scotchers to the Dean of Students Office. They will be considered code-of-conduct violations.

Rats!


Joba's Terrible Start has NY Media Screaming

NY Daily News, NY Post, NY Newsday - creaming...


5 Days Later? Screaming.....


Like underwear.....



Video - Did Michael Vick use a Voodoo Doll?

"I'm an expert at inflicting pain....."



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