Bob's Blitz: April 1, 2010

April 1, 2010

Audio - WFAN's Sal Licata Misses Jose Reyes' Cock

You see, knuckleheads, you cannot prank WFAN's Mike Francesa. Eddie Erickson & Sal Licata have the 660 AM Mike'd Up show on a delay - so even if they were totally not paying attention...they'd have time to bleep you. So you just wasted 30 minutes on hold for nothing.

But thx for calling. We know you're listening - and that helps ratings.

No, we don't think Jose Reyes has the biggest cock in the Mets locker room. Jerry Manual does.

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Maria Sharapova has a New Nike Air Commercial

Sharapova's Thigh points out that Maria Sharapova has a new commercial for Nike. How Nike gets its Air. Thankfully, no Tiger Woods.

Photo from fOTOGLIF

Photo from fOTOGLIF

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PETA Offers to Help Roger Clemens in the Bedroom

Mindy McCready said that Roger Clemens had issues in the bedroom with her when she was 16 - imagine poor Debbie today.

PETA to the rescue with Veggie Viagra:

Doctors and nutritionists agree that the best way to prevent artery blockage as well as other conditions that cause impotence is to eat a diet high in fiber, including plenty of fruits, vegetables, and whole grains. Nobody likes to rubber-arm in the bedroom, and these foods will scrub the plaque off Clemens' arterial walls to get him back on top of his game in no time.

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Classic Kyle Kendrick Traded to Japan Prank Video

ESPN has been talking about this all morning. The classic Kyle Kendrick you've been traded to Japan April Fool's prank.

The only think that may have shocked him worse? Kyle, you've been traded to the Mets.

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Alyssa Milano Showed up at the Premiere of "Clash of the Titans"

Alyssa Milano poses at the premiere of "Clash of the Titans" at Grauman's Chinese theatre in Hollywood, California last night. Movie opens tomorrow.

Photo from fOTOGLIF

She later Tweeted, "would like....a Pegasus" Pegasus means 'strong.' Guess that would be your wish to if you once dated Carl Pavano.

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Video - Bizarre Kickboxer Crossdressed as 'Marisa' Ring Entrance

Yuichiro "Jienotsu" Nagashima enters the ring for his K-1 2010 match against Hiroki Nakajima dressed as Marisa from the Touhou Project, a series of games by ZUN from Team Shanghai Alice. 'Marisa,' according to Wikipedia, is selfish, sometimes violent, and has a disagreeable manner.

This is bizarre.

Yes, a fight did actually go down.

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New Fan's Eye View of Manning's Superbowl Interception

Found a new view of the Peyton Manning Super Bowl interception - filmed by a fan in the stands.

But we still prefer KFAN's call.

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Drugs Set up Carlton Fisk's 1975 Arm Waving Homerun

Everyone remember's Carlton Fisk willing his 12th inning home run fair against the Reds in the 1975 World Series. But do you recall Bernie Carbo hitting a 3-run pinch-hit home run in the 8th inning to tie the game at 6-6?

He might not either.

“I probably smoked two joints, drank about three or four beers, got to the ballpark, took some [amphetamines], took a pain pill, drank a cup of coffee, chewed some tobacco, had a cigarette, and got up to the plate and hit," Carbo said.

Smashing.

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Jets Sanchez Following Our Winter Advice - Stays East

On 12/21 the Blitz tweeted Jets QB Mark Sanchez the following:

@Mark_Sanchez Stay in NJ during the off-season. No California. Get used to the cold by putting in some good outside time in February.

Well, like it or not, the knee forced him to take the medicine:

"I think this injury taught me a little about what needs to happen every offseason," Sanchez said. "Not the injury part, obviously, but staying here, being around. I almost wouldn't have known any better. I would've been home [in California], maybe watched some film and kind of gotten into the playbook a little bit, but not as focused as I was here."

Cheers

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Video - Twins Denard Span Hits Mom with Foul Ball

What are the odds? During the Twins-Yankees spring training game yesterday - Twins outfielder Denard Span's foul ball hit his Mom, Wanda Wilson, in the chest. She is fine. BWO Twinkie Talk