August 1, 2010

Batting Stance Guy is Back with the All-Temper Team

Batting Stance Guy's all temper lineup:

Milton Bradley
Rich Aurilia
Paul O'Neill
Tony Phillips
Michael Barrett
Albert Belle
Rob Dibble
John Rocker
Chili Davis
Bo Jackson
Al Hrabosky (the Mad Hungarian)
Roger Clemens
Kenny Rogers



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Madonna Not Aged a Bit by Alleged 8 Hours of Exercise per Day

Uh, maybe it has. Madonna was sighted on location for the film W.E. (A two-tiered romantic drama focusing on the affair between King Edward VIII and American divorcée Wallis Simpson and a contemporary romance between a married woman and a Russian security guard) in Paris today.

PARIS - AUGUST 01: Singer Madonna is sighted on location for the film 'W.E.'on August 1, 2010 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images)

Is she Freddy, Frank Sinatra, Michael Jackson or is she just looking to the skull on her scarf for glamour tips these days?

PARIS - AUGUST 01: Singer Madonna is sighted on location for the film 'W.e.'on August 1, 2010 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images)

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Scully Best MLB Announcer (Mets Crew 2nd); Sox Ken "Hawk" Harrelson & Steve Stone Named Worst

Somehow the New York Yankees broadcast crew of Michael Kay - Paul O'Neill - Ken Singleton - Tino Martinez and Al Leiter escaped GQ's list of best and worst MLB broadcast crews. Perhaps Rafi Kohan just can't listen to them at all. The Chicago White Sox team of Ken "Hawk" Harrelson and Steve Stone was named the worst.

No surprise on the plus side. Los Angeles Dodgers — Vin Scully is Rafi's best. Moving up quickly? Your New York Mets team of Gary Cohen, Ron Darling, and Keith Hernandez. When Keith isn't sleeping.

Here's Keith announcing 'uh, during the, uh, team game.'



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Tyreke Evans' Purple Haze Reckless Chase Police Footage

Kings guard Tyreke Evans was sentenced to informal probation for reckless driving after he pleaded no-contest to reckless driving charges. Pretty clear that the jerk was racing at speeds near 130mph on Interstate 80 during Memorial Day weekend. How clear? Bet you would have picked the wrong car in this police footage as being Tyreke's.



Evans was also cut from FIBA World Championship Team USA's team this week. Great, just what he needs. More free time.

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NY Post's Mushnick with a Great Sports Media Tip & a Terrible One

Phil Mushnick continued to inform readers today about dealing with Direct TV.

It's so much about the fans that the NFL, for $1 billion a year, sold DirecTV its out-of-market package, then didn't care how badly DirecTV, using the NFL as bait, suckered fans. What DirecTV has advertised "on special" for $315, it will sell -- on the down-low -- for under $200 to subscribers who threaten to discontinue. The NFL sold its logo, license and games to DirecTV, then allowed DirecTV to make fools of its fans.

It is true. You can negotiate with any of the providers. Comcast, Verizon, et al. For instance - Comcast's Triple Play? Nice deal but the HD DVR still runs 16 bucks. Asking your rep for help with that can lead to HD DVR for five bucks. Ask for 6 months free Showtime and you may receive. We switched to Comcast's phone service after Verizon refused to negotiate. After 25 years with them for phone - good bye. Oh well.

The best company to negotiate with, however, is SIRIUS. SIRI is very serious about its churn rate. When your subscription is up - call them. Tell them you are considering leaving. In 99% of the cases they will lower your bill considerably. Enough years in a row and your 2010 bill could be lower than what your 2007 bill was...

Now on to Phil's terrible tip:

Here's a tip: Duct tape that annoying crawl on TV

This from a highly regarded, longtime network sports director:

"A simple weapon I've used effectively to watch a game without the abusive crawl across the bottom of picture is a strip of duct tape. It's amazing how effective it is at blocking out the visual chatter, lightly placed so you don't smudge your screen.

"And in a second you can remove it and tape it to the back of the set, where it's ready for the next time you're about to throw your shoe through the screen."


The only way we can read this one 'longtime network sports director' is that it means they are old. Duct tape and lightly don't go together. What goes together even worse? Duct tape and a TV screen. Seriously - do you even touch your LCD HD set with your fingertips? Uh-uh. Don't get near there with anything but a microfiber towel and distilled water.

Phillip? You may receive a few complaints on that one!

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Carrie Underwood? Married Name is Carrie Fisher


Just realized that Carrie Underwood's married name is Carrie Fisher. So here's the original CF and her stunt double tanning as Princess Leia(s) on the set of Return Of The Jedi in 1983.

Have a nice Sunday.


Bob Klapisch Tweet Delete: (Yankees President Randy) Levine...all he does is leak info to reporters all day.


So North Jersey reporter Bob Klapisch's full New York Yankees releated tweet was apparently (bwo Deadspin's Brian Hickey):

Lol. I don't know how Levine gets any work done, all he does is leak info to reporters all day.

Muckrack grabbed it. Google cache missed it on Twitter, however.

Either way? Bob made nice nice with this:

North Jersey.com...Klapisch: Yankees are one of the trade deadline winners

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Hot Dog! IFL Girl Holly Kishere Unearthed


Holly Kishere (above in white with Holly Madison at the Playboy Mansion) turned up on Traina's page Monday and Extra Mustard determined who she was Wednesday:

I was able to get the real answer from Competitor.com, the site that features her Tour de France videos. Her name is Holly Kishere and she's a San Diego model. She remains a mystery, though, because there aren't any recent pics of her on the Web, and she looks very different from her days as an IFL ring girl.

The 22-year-old 5' 6" IFL blonde is actually a model from Bournemouth, United Kingdom. She moved to Los Angeles a few years ago. She has a degree in IT Systems Analysis and Design or something like that. And, surprise surprise, she was Miss Hawaiian Tropic Great Britain 2006.


Oh, and she was featured in an NYC Celebrity Pink Jeans Company campaign. Jimmy should have known her...


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ESPNs Salema Masekela at Sex Games 16

ESPNs Salema Masekela returns to the X Games Sexteen. Sal was having more fun that is legally allowed in LA at the X Games.


BobsBlitz.com ~ ESPNs Salema Masekela at Sex Games 16

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How One Trip Can Take Out 2 Soccer Players

Head takes out player #1. Feet take out player #2. Couldn't replicate this if you tried.



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Fan Tosses Streaker Who Jumped Thierry Henry over Railing

HOUSTON - JULY 31: Security personnel as well as fans help to secure a fan that had run onto the playing field and jumped on the back of New York Red Bulls' Thierry Henry during a soccer game between the Houston Dynamo and the New York Red Bulls at Robertson Stadium on July 31, 2010 in Houston, Texas. New York and Houston played to 2-2 tie. (Photo by Bob Levey/Getty Images)

Security personnel as well as this fan secured a jackass that had run onto the playing field and jumped on the back of New York Red Bulls' Thierry Henry during a soccer game between the Houston Dynamo and the New York Red Bulls at Robertson Stadium on last night in Houston, Texas.



New York and Houston played to 2-2 tie.

HOUSTON - JULY 31: Security personnel as well as fans help to secure a fan that had run onto the playing field and jumped on the back of New York Red Bulls' Thierry Henry during a soccer game between the Houston Dynamo and the New York Red Bulls at Robertson Stadium on July 31, 2010 in Houston, Texas. New York and Houston played to 2-2 tie. (Photo by Bob Levey/Getty Images)

*Update, Out of Bounds has acquired the pic of this idiot putitng Henry in a rear naked choke.


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Juan Manuel Marquez Got Some Help

Referee Vik Drakulich separates Juan Diaz (L) and Juan Manuel Marquez (R) at the end of the final round of their bout at the Mandalay Bay Events Center July 31, 2010 in Las Vegas, Nevada. Marqez retained his WBA and WBO lightweight championship belts with a unanimous-decision victory over Diaz.

LAS VEGAS - JULY 31: Referee Vik Drakulich separates Juan Diaz (L) and Juan Manuel Marquez (R) at the end of the final round of their bout at the Mandalay Bay Events Center July 31, 2010 in Las Vegas, Nevada. Marqez retained his WBA and WBO lightweight championship belts with a unanimous-decision victory over Diaz. (Photo by Ethan Miller/Getty Images)

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