Disturbing Heat Induced Photo of Ivan Ljubicic at the US Open v Ryan Harrison

Ivan Ljubicic of Croatia sits with ice packs on his stomach during a break against Ryan Harrison of the U.S. at the US Open tennis tournament in New York today. If Ivan Ljubicic would allow himself to be seen in public like this...



...you kind of figure it's fucking hot, eh John Koblin? (BTW, Ljubicic lost to Ryan Harrison)

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Shaq: Almost the Same Cadence as the Handicapped Black kid from “Malcolm in the Middle"

Sometimes somebody paints a picture so perfectly that you need no more. The guys at Warming Glow did that today in New Show: Shaq vs. Enunciation:

Shaquille O’Neal delivered a monologue to Jimmy Kimmel’s audience during last night’s episode of “Shaq vs.” (watch the video below). It’s less a monologue than it is a series of jokes that could be used for a roast, if you wanted to bomb at a roast. I know that speaking clearly has never been Shaq’s strong suit — I’m sure it’s a trade-off when your pituitary makes you 7-1 and 340 pounds — but he hasn’t gotten any better in the almost 20 years that he’s spent speaking into microphones. He’s got almost the same cadence as the handicapped black kid from “Malcolm in the Middle.”

Ouch.

Shaq:



Stevie K:



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Victoria Azarenka Collapses at US Open - Video & Pics

#10 ranked Victoria Azarenka of Belarus falls to the court during her match against Gisela Dulko of Argentina during the U.S. Open tennis tournament in New York, today.









Azarenka could not continue the match and later complained of blurry vision. The 90-degree heat didn't help. Why doesn't the US Open take place in September?



Douche Juice John Koblin of The Observer chimes in with Can't Blame the Heat for Azarenka's Fall:

The early consensus in the press room seems to be that this was likely related to her fitness, and not exclusively a reflection of the heat out there. It's just over 90 degrees now, and it was hotter at times yesterday.

AccuWeather? It's 96° today. Was 95° yesterday and was 91° on Monday when she beat Niculescu in 3 sets.

Fitness this. No matter what the eventual diagnosis is - 96° contributed unless it's fucking frostbite.

*Update...oh, looky here.



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Matt Leinart Can't Play ESPN Arcade Football Either, Apparently

The fetching Matt Leinart is in a state of flux. Recently he was in a state that still has an ESPN Zone. He played arcade football. Not well.



And just 2 years ago this dude was knocking balls into garbage cans.

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"F#ck off!" Soccer Manager Harry Redknapp to Reporter

Harry Redknapp is the manager of the Tottenham Hotspur Football Club, normally referred to as the Spurs (They are an English professional football club based in Tottenham, North London). Harry's got a bit of a colored history (Wikipedia him). So it wasn't surprising when he told Sky's Rob Palmer to 'Fuck Off' when Palmer called him a bit of a wheeler dealer.



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Miley Cyrus Showed off the Boob Tan Lines at Bieber's MSG Concert Last Night

Justin Bieber My World Tour concert was filmed for a documentary about Bieber at Madison Square Garden last night. ESPN's Jody "Mac" McDonald attended. And so did Miley Cyrus. Tan lined boobs and all.



In case you haven't noticed - JB isn't going anywhere. Purple Yankees hat and all.

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The Only Beer Brewed by Babes? Tui Beer ~ Nice Steins

How do you not know Tui Beer - the only beer brewed exclusively by babes?

The Tui Story

As the legend has it, early in 1889, entrepreneur Henry Wagstaff stopped for a cup of tea at the banks of the Mangatainoka River. He found the water made the finest cuppa he'd ever tasted and decided this would be the ideal place to build a brewery.

In that same year he bought land by the river and established Tui Brewery, Mangatainoka. His dream was to supply "export quality brews to beer drinkers around the colony" and his ales quickly earned a reputation for excellence, with the cry "Make mine a Wagstaff" heard throughout the taverns in and around Pahiatua in the Wairarapa.

We know - you don't care. You want more video. Well, here you go.





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Elisha Dushku, Brenda Warner Only Reason to Care about the DWTS Launch Party

Kurt and Brenda Warner outside the STK Steakhouse in West Hollywood following the launch of the latest season of Dancing with the Stars. Does the season ever end? Feels like this crap DWTS is on every week.

The Warners were joined by Rick Fox and girlfriend Elisha Dushku.



And while we don't quite get Dushku either - we get her a tad more than the oddly plastic Cheryl Burke and Kym Johnson.



Guess Dancing with the Aging wouldn't sell anywhere besides Japan.

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Brilliant Pier Pressure Social Video

If you are average - this takes 2 views to 'get.' Are you average?



Brilliant.

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Girl Gets Nailed with Puck at Hockey Game

Kid hits the puck out over the boards (right over one board that reads 'WARNING WATCH FOR FLYING OBJECTS') and it smacks mom. Love the dude next to her, "I saw it coming...."

But she rubbed it off and continued watching. Because she's a hockey mom.



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Cheeky ~ We Have the 1st Sharapova US Open Butt Sighting

Maria Sharapova of Russia returns a volley to Jarmila Groth of Australia yesterday at the US Open. When you stretch like this? Butt sightings are inevitable.



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It's not the US Open until Charles Rangel & David Dinkins Show Up

Congressman Charles B. Rangel and former New York Mayor David Dinkins (L) watch Rafael Nadal of Ppain play Teymuraz Gabashvili of Russia in the first round of the US Open in Arthur Ashe Stadium in New York City yesterday.

We're sure Charlie paid for those seats. Sure of it.



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Hannah Storm's 3 Daughters Have Mom's Fashion Sense

ESPN's 48-year-old Hannah Storm has 3 daughters. And while she's the author of Go Girl! (Raising Healthy, Confident and Successful GIRLS Through Sports) - she apparently also helps them dress.

Storen (Hannah's given name) married Dan Hicks in 1994.



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The Inflatable Sex Doll Rafting Race Went Off Without a Prick

The Bubble Baba Challenge. A race at the Losevo Rapids on the Vuoksa River in which you paddle while afloat on either an inflatable sex doll or a large inflatable penis.



The winners included Vladislav Pavlenko on Vanilla Pelotki (2 minutes 47 seconds) , Dmitry Arsentiev, on Killer Whale (2.51). Alexander Marasin, on Fearless Zina (2.55), came in third. Hopefully not literally twice.



Given some of the doll names, “Unstoppable Chick,” “Cuddly Female Racoon,” “Big Tit Excess,” “Sexual Goddess,” “Roach,” “Miss Peep,” “School Girl,” “Indefatiguable” and “Luba For A Price;” wouldn't you love to have the Monmouth Racetrack guy call this?

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Stills & Video ~ Federer's Between-the-Legs Shot

You've seen it by now but here is Roger Federer's between-the-legs shot from the US Open against Brian Dabul.









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Caroline Wozniacki Breaks out the Purple Manicure as she Beats Chelsey Gullickson at the Open

Number one seed Caroline Wozniacki of Denmark blows a kiss to the crowd after defeating Chelsey Gullickson of the U.S. during the U.S. Open tennis tournament in New York yesterday. The long national nightmare of undone nails is over.

The best hair in tennis also made an appearance.



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