Are You Full of Crap? No? A Fecal Transfusion Might be For You [Video]

What do you do when a poor diet has cut through your colon homeostasis like Erin Andrews' voice cuts through ears? Fecal Transplant therapy. Fecal bacteriotherapy or FCT is where doctors take poop from one person and put it in another.



Imagine the Mayo Clinic will have no shortage of donors for its fecal transfusion program.

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Kaitlynn Carter Does Topless for our Country [Video]

Kaitlynn Carter joined Melanie Iglesias in a Maxim photo shoot for our military. Pics here.



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Why Yes, A Goldfish can be Flash Frozen in Liquid Nitrogen...[Video]

A goldfish is flash frozen in liquid nitrogen. Willy survive?



The fish was unharmed and actually more prepared for Sunday that Bob Papa typically is. He was free to pursue a life of religious fulfillment until his owners fed him to a turtle. And while we like turtles, Petco has a perfectly good dried turtle food.

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Eagle v Paraglider [Video]

The incident occurred in the Indian Himalayas. The eagle flew into the slings of the paragliders. Luckily, the eagle was unharmed.

LAF has more.

(32 second mark for the collision. Rest of vid shows bird trying to get away.)



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Tim Tebow v Boomer Esiason

Shall we play a game? Take a look at the following sets of numbers. They belong to either Tim Tebow or Norman Esiason at 158 career passing attempts. (Both reached that number somewhere in their second NFL seasons):

A) 76 of 158 for 1066 yards; 9 TDs, 4 interceptions
69 rushes for 386 yards; 7 TDs

B) 84 of 158 for 961 yards; 8 TDs, 5 interceptions
21 rushes for 63 yards; 2 TDs

Google it.

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Husker Volleyball Player Lauren Cook Double Hits Motorcyclists, Rolls

Bump Pass ~ The University of Nebraska-Lincoln is proud to collaborate as a new member of the Big Ten Conference and the CIC. And, if your dad is your volleyball coach, one can apparently remain on UN's volleyball team despite running over two motorcyclists and then, well, running:

...Lauren Cook faces a possible felony charge after calling Lincoln police on Sunday to report that she hit two motorcyclists on the side of the road and, in a “panic,” fled from the scene.

John Cook, her father and head coach of the top-ranked volleyball team, said Monday that his daughter remains on the team, but he would not address her status for this weekend's matches against Michigan and Michigan State. He said he had been in contact with Nebraska Athletic Director Tom Osborne about athletic department procedures on dealing with arrests.

According to court records, Cook has been found guilty of four traffic violations, all involving excessive speed. In one case, she was going 16-20 mph over the speed limit in a school zone.

Since 2007, she has been ticketed a total of six times for speeding, but she was able to remove two of the infractions from her driving record by taking defensive driving classes, according to police.

Cook failed to complete a recent driver improvement class, and her license was suspended this month, according to state records.

Oh and cops found her stopped after her tire shredded.

Let's face it. Lauren is an emotional gal.



"It's days like this that I wish my kid was a sorority girl," coach Cook said. "And this probably wouldn't be a big deal."

How about dad takes away the car after the 5th speeding ticket? Then there's no deal.

Here's dad. (Photo via)



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Nuts' 'Interactive Trick Or Treat Strip' Video a PV Gem [Video]

Here's Nuts Magazine's Interactive Trick Or Treat Strip video via BroBible.



Links below subsequent videos lead to nice, NSFW happy endings.

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Spartak Moscow Striker Emenike has a Future as a Cheerleader [Video]

Emmanuel Emenike will tumble for you.



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Science Teacher Carves a Pumpkin the Lazy Way...He Blows it Up [Video]

Vlogger -- Mr. Bergmann performs the exploding pumpkin trick as part of a Halloween demo day for his chemistry students. Now that's how you carve a pumpkin!

Indeed.



It apparently landed on Chargers DT Garay Broke's head.

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Blitz Buzz ~ Lance Armstrong is a big Mouth, Don't Hug Your Opponent, and Don't Stick Fingers in a Teammate's Arse

Lance Armstrong on Jerry Jones:

"If" I had a few hundred million bucks I'd buy the Dallas Cowboys then get the hell outta the way.

How about a billion dollars? And how about...you're a retired cyclist. Shut up.

Henrik Eriksson of Mora IK learned not to hug your opponent after scoring. Leksand’s Alen Bibic wasn't too thrilled with the move.



Brilliant.

Iran's Mohammad Nosrati's finger in the ass celebration with teammate Sheys Rezaei got him suspended and both had their pay docked 15%.



That stinks.

Steaua Bucharest defender George Galamaz got sucker punched Sunday. On the pitch. By a fan.



That's why you idiots running on any field deserve to be tased. Honestly? Shot, but...tasing is an absolute minimum.

The Flyers told members of the local media that goaltender Ilya Bryzgalov won’t be available the day before and the day of games. Now there's a real man's man.

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