Matt Harvey: "I think a lot of women would be impressed by my shoe collection."
Charlie in NJ extrapolates that the big shoe collection begat partying and the partying begat alcoholism. (Boomer Esiason wants him to stop eating and drinking so much - run, run, run up his stamina.)
Mike Francesa, who knows everything, "You don't know he has a big shoe collection."
Despite Matt Harvey being the source.
Sports Illustrated Swimsuit models Hannah Ferguson and Samantha Hoopes? Not impressed by his shoe collection.
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