Dopey Marlins Man not attending Game 7 due to safety concerns

The dopey Marlins Man will not be attending Game 7 of the World Series due to safety concerns, which sucks and goes to the point that pro sporting events in the USA are poorly secured and not worth attending.

Comical is his inflated sense of self that 'thousands' of you Indians fans are going to be upset that you can't DM him on Twitter.

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