US life expectancy is a real problem. US life expectancy has declined for the first time since 1993. That's right - newborns will live shorter lives than current 23 year olds. Why? Because for the first time in decades dopes are not reusing bacon grease.
(BTW, the avg life span of a Jack Russel Terrier is 15 years.)
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