Mike Francesa cannot tell you about his next job until January 1...wait, no...April!

Fat pig Mike Francesa cannot announce what he's doing after WFAN until after he leaves on December 15th.

Thinks a bit.

Obese Michael P. Francesa cannot tell you what he's doing until after December 31st.

Realizes no one is knocking and he might need more time.

Fat fool Mike Francesa cannot tell you about any new job until, spins wheel, April. OK?

BTW Mike, how's Mike Francesa's Champions of the Heart Fund charity going? (You didn't create that just because you were jealous of all the pub Boomer & Carton used to get for their charity work and then get lazy and just stop working on it, did ya?)

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Mike Francesa cannot tell you about his next job until January 1...wait, no...April!