Exclusive: Peloton wife secretly a porkatarian who gorges on sausages

Monica Ruiz is the wife in the 2019 Peloton Christmas commercial. And we now can exclusively reveal Peloton wife's lifelong battle as a porkitarian who once gorged on 12 pounds of sausage.

Pushed with questions that she was reportedly a vegan PW replied, "I am -- except I eat sausage."

Oh, and pork chops.

And bacon (and not fake bacon - 'bacon bacon').

And ham. Jet setting time traveling Peloton wife loves ham.

But most of all Peloton wife wants people to think she does yoga.



Be everyone YOU are...and don't worry about other people, OK?

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