April 1, 2011

Fantastic Friday Finish - Best Stories of the Week

This is the inaugural episode (could be the last, too) of the Bob Blitz Fantastic Friday Finish...a look back at the best stories from the Blogdome over the past week.

Joe Gannascoli aka Vito Spatafore v WFAN's Craig Carton at NYBD

Pete Rose’s Transformation to an Elderly Jewish Grandmother at Last Angry Fan

Last Angry Fan also had the Bruins fan who asked another Bruins fan to ask a girl to the prom.

Ted Williams Head let us know that Sexy Model Poonam Pandey Will Appear Nude If India Wins World Cup

Don't forget to hurry up and pick Mets reliever Tim Byrdak's Entrance Music at NYBD

We'll run this again next week if we get enough quality submissions. To theteam@bobsblitz.com by 2pm EST Fridays.

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9-Year-Old 'Japanese Messi' Scores 28,666 Goals in 4 Minutes [Video]

OK, maybe not 28k goals, however, El Messi Japonés? His parents must have trained him well. The Japanese Messi as the nine year old is known - seems to really enjoy making clowns out of his opponents (and teammates for that matter).



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Restless Leg Syndrome (RLS) Indicative of an Orgasm Deficiency

A study suggests that masturbation is beneficial in treating restless leg syndrome (RLS).

"Manual penile stimulation was performed by the volunteer's female partner," the study says producing "a wide variety of rewarding behaviors".

Go ask your doc for a script to go with these pics.

Sleep Medicine (04 March 2011) doi:10.1016/j.sleep.2011.01.001: Sexual intercourse and masturbation: Potential relief factors for restless legs syndrome?

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Suns Aaron Brooks' Cock Rings up Technical [Video]

Phoenix Suns PG Aaron Brooks gets tossed for grabbing his junk in front of ref Ken Mauer.



Stay classy AB

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One Kick, 2 Balls, 2 Goals, Lionel Messi [Video]

Speaking of Lionel Messi...one kick, two balls, two goals during practice (USA vs ARG March 26th 2011):



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Victoria Secret's Rosie Huntington-Whiteley & Bloody Blake Lively Won Stuff at CinemaCon


Victoria Secret's Rosie Huntington-Whiteley (above) was a winner at Warner Bros. Pictures Afternoon Presentation during day 4 of CinemaCon yesterday.


Held at Caesars Palace Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas, NV - eyes were initially cross-eyed between Rosie and Ms. Blake Lively, (who was also a winner)...however - all eyes were eventually on Blake's Curt Schilling-like bloody right ankle.


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The Mets Got No Money! Chris Rock to David Letterman [Video]

Chris Rock: The Mets don't have tickets no more because tickets have to be printed on paper and the Mets don't have no money for no paper.



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ProFootballWeekly's Nolan Nawrocki Must be a Racist, Right?

NEW YORK - AUGUST 08: New York Jets Quarterback Brett Favre (L) New York Jets owner, Woody Johnson (c) and New York Jets GM Mike Tannenbaum (R) share a laugh during a press conference to Welcome Brett Favre to New York at City Hall on August 8, 2008 in New York City. Favre was traded to the New York Jets from the Green Bay Packers. (Photo by Mike Stobe/Getty Images)

Nolan Nawrocki, ProFootballWeekly: [He] "knows where the cameras are and plays to them. Has an enormous ego with a sense of entitlement that continually invites trouble and makes him believe he is above the law — does not command respect from teammates and always will struggle to win a locker room."

Oh, wait. He was talking about Cam Newton. So he must be a racist. Right Warren Moon?

"A lot of the criticism he's [Newton is] receiving is unfortunate and racially based," Moon said. "I thought we were past all this stuff about African-American quarterbacks, but I guess we're not. I don't see other quarterbacks in the draft being criticized by the media or fans about their smile or called a phony. He's being held to different standards from white quarterbacks."

Yep Warren. No one ever says anything like that about white quarterbacks. Never.

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Spiraling Out of Control, NY Rangers HC John Tortorella was very Forthcoming Last Night [Video]

NY Rangers spiraling out of control 2011 head coach John Tortorella is quite the sore loser...really opening up to the NY media and NY Post scribbler Larry Brooks in particular, following last night's 6-2 thrashing by the New York Islanders.



It was just over a year ago, as the Rangers were spiraling out of control 2010, that JT went off on LB.



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Isles Micheal Haley Turns Rangers Sean Avery into a Bloody Bobblehead [Video]

NY Ranger Sean Avery vs NY Islander Micheal Haley. Avery drops the gloves and tries to fire away, however, 2 Haley blows leaves Sean bear hugging the Isles center for 30 seconds.



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Baseball Prospectus Introduces 'Tater Trot Tracker'

Larry Granillo, the Tater Trot Tracker, has taken his talents to Baseball Prospectus. A Tater Trot Tracker post will go up around 1pm everyday over at BP.

What is a Tater Trot? Well, according to TT "it's an ongoing record of how long it takes each player to round the bases after a home run."

Here are 2010's biggest douche bags (1 & 2 excluded)

Luke Scott - June 30, 35.76* secs.
* Injured during trot
Luis Hernandez - 33.08*
* Injured foot on previous pitch
David Ortiz - May 24, 30.59 secs.
David Ortiz - May 17, 29.81
David Ortiz - May 14 (#2), 29.42
David Ortiz - June 29, 29.31
Alex Gonzalez - Apr. 21, 29.28
David Ortiz - May 14 (#1), 29.07
David Ortiz - September 28, 28.99
David Ortiz - May 1 (#2), 28.95

Hey NY fans? The fastest inside the park home runs last year were:

Angel Pagan - May 19, 14.48 seconds and Brett Gardner - July 4, 14.61...come get some.

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Dude 1/2 Through 'Beer Only' Lent Diet

J. Wilson is a blogger with no first name, apparently. He's also sustaining himself for Lent on only beer and water. Yes, really.

Completely intelligent. But there is some hope for a cool ending:

In other news, I took a pee test today! It was a follow-up from yesterday’s concern over my creatinine numbers, which speak to kidney stress. While I had been drinking quite a lot of water all along, I threw it down with greater gusto yesterday and that seems to have done the trick, flushing the bad guys away with great proficiency. My numbers today did not concern my doctor one bit.

Praying...praying.

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Girl Pole Dances at Hockey Game, Team Scores, She's Ejected [Video]

Grand Rapids Griffins hockey-game-cum-US Pole Dance Championships



Via Brian Hickey

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Just Another Reason to Buy Mets Tickets: Beltran's Crappy Left Knee [Video]

Carlos Beltran's crappy left knee...how will it end? Buy NY Mets tickets to find out!



Or, just stay home and watch/read NY MSM break down each and every one of 1-6-2 games like it was the World Series.

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Marika Fruscio's Assinine Soccer Tit Talk Makes Ines Sainz Look Like Walter Cronkite [Video]


Marika Fruscio is billed as an Italian sportscaster. The attention whore bared a little less than 1/2 of her right boob recently for a soccer show in Italy. What started as a Facebook scam/spam link has finally turned up on the Tubes.

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Today's Yankees Game vs Detroit has Been Cancelled

Today's game between the New York Yankees and Detroit Tigers at Yankee Stadium has been cancelled due to a combination of rain and AJ Burnett's head cold.

Because all of the Yankees' 2011 home games are sold out, today's game will not be rescheduled and tickets can only be refunded.

Ticket holders can visit the origin of purchase for a refund. Tickets purchased through TicketMaster (via phone, internet, or outlet) must be returned to TicketMaster.

New York Yankees starting pitcher A.J. Burnett throws to first base on a pickoff attempt on Baltimore Orioles base runner Adam Jones in the second inning of their American League baseball game in Baltimore, Maryland September 17, 2010.   REUTERS/Joe Giza   (UNITED STATES - Tags: SPORT BASEBALL)

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