Bob's Blitz: October 1, 2012

(Video) Black bear vs. angry woman


Black bear vs. angry woman video. Do not attempt this at home.



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And with this bit of cheating by Cesc Fàbregas, Soccer officially lower than the WWE in terms of realism

Watch FC Barcelona's Fàbregas mid left video below. The midfielder and Chile midfielder Gary Medel come together and...Fàbregas gets Medel off the pitch by grabbing his own face. Probably in shame.



When a reporter called him on it after the match (won 3-2 by Barca), Cesc replied, 'If you want, I’ll do to you what Medel did and you can tell me. I have been hit in the face and therefore it’s a straight red card. There’s contact because he gets my face and in the world of football it’s the intention that matters most. There’s no reason to talk about it. In football these kind of plays are straight reds.'

And that's why the WWE is actually classier than futbol. It doesn't pretend.

Read more if you must:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2210771/Cesc-Fabregas-gets-Gary-Medel-sent-Sevilla-v-Barcelona.html#ixzz284aagpzx

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Video -- NY Jets Owner Woody Johnson: I'd rather Mitt Romney win -- than the Jets!

Asked by Erik Schatzker and Stephanie Ruhle on Bloomberg Television's "Market Makers" today whether he is rooting harder for the 2012 New York Jets or for a Mitt Romney presidency -- NYJ's owner reached by saying he 'always puts country first' and, therefore, it's more important for the latter.



Schatzker and Ruhle, unable to ask Johnson if he's going to bench the team's defense after a 34-0 thrashing by the 49ers, brought up the ole Tim Tebow 'starting QB' question. (8:00 mark).


Boy that Erik Schatzker, he's one smart sports guy. Santonio Holmes wouldn't have mysteriously put his 'mystery toe toss' right up there with the fake spike if only Tebow was there. And Johnson knows money. That's why his team is talent short and $8MM under the cap.

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'Stop. Think. Connect.' Unless you're Homeland Security Sec Janet Napolitano (than you can Ignore the 'Connect')

Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano does not use e-mail. “I don’t have any of my own accounts,” she told a cybersecurity conference hosted by National Journal. “I’m very secure.”

Why don't you use e-mail? Oh, “a whole host of reasons.”

Sleep tight and Read more:

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/homeland-security-secretary-janet-napolitano-email-article-1.1170915#ixzz284FglGfL

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Taylor Cox of the NJ Titans Scores Goal, Immediately Jumps over the Boards and Through the Glass

With 17 minutes and 51 seconds left in the second period against the NJ Rockets of the Atlantic Junior Hockey League, Taylor Cox of the New Jersey JR Titans, after scoring a goal with the assist Cameron Bregenzer, jumped through the glass. No word if he went to grandmother's house, but he was fine after the play.



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Girl with cancer skips chemo to see Chipper Jones


Girl with apparent case of cancer skips chemo to see Atlanta Braves third baseman Chipper Jones play. Now, that's awesome.


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Rex Ryan apologizes for his use of the word 'Ass'

Following Santonio Holmes' move into 'fake spike' type lore with this phantom-pass-cum-fumble -- Jets head coach Rex Ryan decided to get mad.

"I was going to say we got our butt kicked, but really, we got our ass kicked," the Jets' coach said. "There's no two ways, ins or outs about it.

"Here's the recipe for getting your ass kicked, all right: 2 for 13 on third down. That's 15 percent. Four turnovers. A blocked punt when they rush one guy. And giving up 245 yards rushing. How's that for a recipe?"

"Obviously unacceptable," Ryan said. "We got to look at it. It starts with the coaches. (The players) are not going to be in on Monday or Tuesday. They've got to dig deep and look down at themselves, and we have to look as coaches at what we're doing.

"I've never given up so many rushing yards in my life. So what can we do to help? We can't just say it's poor tackling or this or that. There must be something to it. So we're going to find out. But clearly we're not going to beat anybody when you play like that.

"We couldn't convert a third down. We couldn't protect, and we struggled running the football. Other than that ... I don't know."



1 first down via the rush, 3 bwo penalty. Oh yeah!

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US Ryder Cup Team in running for douchejuiciest team picture in history of the world

Recall this? The Big Lead may have topped it with this animated gif of the U.S. Ryder Cup team.


That's some athletic looking crew. Thought at first that this was a pic of Congress.

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Ex-Isle LaFontaine contacted by investors to extend feeler to Wang

Ex-New York Islanders star Pat LaFontaine, who is not in the team's Hall of Fame and has not been invited back since he resigned in 2006, has been contacted by 'European investors' about anteing up and purchasing the NHL team with a $300 million dollar price tag despite yearly losses of $40M. The NY Post reports:

LaFontaine, who starred for the Islanders for eight seasons and is in the top six in goals and points in team history, is intrigued by the opportunity and may look to put together some sort of bid, sources said.

Islanders owner Charles Wang, who is seeking a new arena and has vowed not to play a single game at the aged Nassau Coliseum beyond the July 2015 end of his lease, has quietly let it be known that he is willing to sell the franchise if the price is right, sources close to the NHL said.

Unfortunately for LaFontaine, who still lives on Long Island and is active in charities there, that price is said to be a sky-high $300 million.

Wang bought the franchise in 2000 for $130 million. It’s now losing $40 million a year, sources said. Forbes last year valued the Islanders at $149 million.

Taxpayers have already said nay to the whole new $400 million dollar arena deal.

But wait, there's more:

At the same time, former Islander greats Bob Nystrom and Denis Potvin are advising one Long Island developer on a plan to keep the team right where it is.

The two are working with Ed Blumenfeld, one of three finalists to become “master developer” of the Coliseum site, which would include a new arena.

Because when one thinks Islander financial genius, one thinks Ken Baumgartner Nystrom and Potvin.

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NBC Became the Home of the Giants, Played "La Economia" Following a Victor Cruz Touchdown (Video)

WFAN's Greg Carton pointed out that following NY Giants wide receiver Victor Cruz' touchdown last night against the Eagles, the salsa song "La Economia" by La Excelencia played. He's in Philadelphia and the game is on NBC so you figure that nonsense out.



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Today, Eli Manning is: Sad

Eli Manning is sad.



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The Douchejuiciest Picture in the History of the World


Ryan Lochte and The Situation. Made even better by the apparent eyebrow wearing tumor growing out of Mike's shoulder.

Oh wait, there's an even worse animated gif.

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When One Skateboards down Lookout Mountain -- Expect to hit a Deer

Lookout Mountain, CO -- The 2012 Buffalo Bill downhill race took place over the weekend. An unregistered deer decided to get an up close and personal view of one of the boarders. At 40 MPH.



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Baltimore Orioles team plane forced down in Jacksonville

The Baltimore Orioles team plane was forced to make an emergency landing in Jacksonville last night on its way to Tampa to face the Rays after clinching their first post season birth since 1997. The team released the following:

"Due to a minor incident in the galley, the Orioles charter made an unscheduled landing in Jacksonville, Fla. en route to St. Petersburg tonight. After the plane was inspected was inspected, all crew and passengers reboarded and flew to St. Petersburg without further incident. This unscheduled landing was done with an abundance of caution and at no time was anyone on the flight in danger."

The minor incident in the gallery was 'smoke coming out of the oven in the kitchen area of the plane.'

Now that's hot. And at least with Chris Davis on board, we know someone could have smashed out a window.

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Note: NFL refs can randomly choose to shove Clay Matthews

Jeff Triplette, arguably the worst ref in the NFL, decided to shove Green Bay Packer Clay Matthews yesterday. His team had blown a fumble call and the Packers couldn't challenge because they were out of timeouts.



Triplette has a history of hitting folks. In 1999, he infamously nailed Cleveland Browns' Orlando Brown in the eye with the weighted yellow flag. Brown was suspended for shoving Triplette and, well, just because Jeff isn't big enought to knock Matthews over...

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