Theory Suggests Ted Cruz Is Metal Band Stryper's Lead Singer

"I'm not saying Ted Cruz might be the lead singer of Stryper. I'm saying he's DEFINITELY the lead singer of Stryper," Michael Boulerice wrote on Facebook with photos of both men, Bob's Blitz said.

Which explains why 38% of Floridians thought Ted might be a serial killer.

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Throw in a bad lip reading and...we're set.

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