Strippers Predict Things for the Curtate Craig Carton in 2011

A poll of the pole dancers: We recently surveyed some of the girls at Rick’s Cabaret NYC, the city’s premier gentlemen’s club (and the official gentlemen's club of Bob's Blitz)...here’s a sampling of their predictions for the year 2011:

* A-Rod Will Visit Rick’s Cabaret NYC With Cameron Diaz “….and they’ll each get multiple lap dances!” predicts Rick’s Cabaret Girl Monica...

* Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton and Courtney Love Will Star in A New Movie Together. “I’m not 100% sure, but I think it’s soft porn,” says Rick’s Cabaret Girl Brittany...

* Craig Carton will be offered a network TV Show. "He's number one with Boomer on WFAN, and the show looks great on MSG-TV, why not some more TV for Craig--he's funny!" said Rick's Cabaret Girl Maya...

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Maya, obviously, has never seen Carton on Spike TV.....We may need to get over to 50 West 33rd Street again and, well, show her the sadness.


Photo by Matthew Funtime, Paywall Free Francesa wrapper.
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