Anthony Bourdain Rips Paula Deen and Her Crappy Cookware, Cooking | Bob's Blitz

Anthony Bourdain Rips Paula Deen and Her Crappy Cookware, Cooking

A few of us have had Paula Deen Cookware Sets. They're crap. The non-stick pans? One year done. And Paula's twitter and email folks never respond. Which makes the fact that she responded to Anthony Bourdain so laughable.

Blitz bud Bourdain told TV Guide's Ingela Ratledge:

“She [Deen] revels in unholy connections with evil corporations and she's proud of the fact that her food is fucking bad for you. If I were on at seven at night and loved by millions of people at every age - I would think twice before telling an already obese nation that it's OK to eat food that is killing us. Plus, her food sucks."

"I look at Guy Fieri and I just think, 'Jesus, I'm glad that's not me.'"

"There was an incident with Sandra Lee where I ran into her [after criticizing her publicly]. It was deeply terrible. Don't mess with her. I rarely feel uncomfortable, but she has a powerful force. I hate her works on this planet, but she is not someone to be dismissed, clearly."

"Does she [Rachel Ray] even cook anymore? I don't know why she bothers. To her credit, she never said she was good at it."

Deen told the Post's Page 6:

“Anthony Bourdain needs to get a life. You don’t have to like my food, or Rachael’s, Sandra’s and Guy’s. But it’s another thing to attack our character. I wake up every morning happy for where I am in life. It’s not all about the cooking, but the fact that I can contribute by using my influence to help people all over the country. In the last two years, my partners and I have fed more than 10 million hungry people by bringing meat to food banks. “My good friends Rachael, Guy and Sandra are the most generous charitable folks I know. They give so much of their time and money to help the food-deprived, sick children and abandoned animals. I have no idea what Anthony has done to contribute besides being irritable.”

Possibly because you sell cheap products and offer little to no customer service. Rachael Ray? One of the worst celebrity tippers? And Guy? He visited a terrible diner in the Princeton area. A shithole with dirty bathrooms. He left a 4 foot by 4 foot signed picture of himself that said the joint had the state's best home fries.

Yeah, they sucked too. But then again, has he ever eaten anything that he did't like?

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