March Madness 2012 song parody 'Bracket Man' | Bob's Blitz

March Madness 2012 song parody 'Bracket Man'

You know were in love with the Network of Champions. Well, NOC is back with March Madness 2012 Song Parody: The NOC, god damned secretary.



LYRICS:

VERSE
I found the cash to pay my entry fee
TV's on ESPN
I watch all night
Then I watch again

My wife is gone, my boss don't understand
But all I need is Dick Vitale
And Jim Nantz
And a weak PAC-12

CHORUS
And I think it's gonna be a long long shot
Cause Coach K's never gonna win the pot
I've got money on the Seminoles
Oh no, no, no
I'm a Bracket Man
Bracket Man filling out my bracket here alone

VERSE
Secretary in my office pool
She picks a team cause she likes their clothes
She always wins
But she never knows

Offices, they're all shutting down
Kentucky's on, so work is done
Bracket Man
On a cinderella run

CHORUS
And I think I'm gonna be a long, long shot
Kansas is never gonna win the pot
I'm picking Drexel, Harvard, and Valpo
Oh no, no, no
I'm a Bracket Man
Bracket Man filling out my bracket here alone

And I think it's going to be a long, long shot x 2

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