Dirty Sanchez Welcomed to Rick's Cabaret as Awful Jets Eliminated | Bob's Blitz

Dirty Sanchez Welcomed to Rick's Cabaret as Awful Jets Eliminated


NY JETS ELIMINATED FROM THE PLAYOFFS; RICK'S CABARET NEW YORK GIRLS OFFER COMFORT AND SOME ADVICE

Rick's Cabaret (the official gentlemen's club of the Blitz) New York Girl Mackenzie (above, left) offered some advice to the Jets. "Look, your season is over--you f'd up. But you have to forget about it and move on.

"I would like to try and cheer them up," said Rick's Cabaret New York Girl Kendra (above, right). "It won't be easy, but let's start with a night of fun at Rick's, and no talk about football."

Rick's Cabaret New York Girl Bianca agreed, "Hey, we love the Jets. We're here for you in your time of need. We'll start with big juicy steaks in our gourmet restaurant, and for dessert you can have lap dances from me and some of the other gorgeous Rick's Girls. I promise it will make you feel better."

"I read Bob's Blitz every day and listen to 'Boomer and Carton' on WFAN, so I know what's going on in the sports world," explained Rick's Cabaret New York Girl Lily. "The Jets need to trade for a new quarterback and sign Batchagaloop Jones for next season."

Rick's Cabaret New York Girl Wendy had a different perspective. "I like the Giants. Eli Manning is an elite quarterback. The best quarterback the Jets have is Greg McElroy and that dummy Rex Ryan doesn't even activate him."

At this point? Rick's can have all three Jets quarterbacks, the Jets coaching, and executive staff if they want them.


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