Rick's Cabaret Girls Upset Darrelle Revis is Gone, Mark Sanchez still There

New York, NY -- Rick's Cabaret New York is the upscale gentlemen's club (and the official gentlemen's club of Bob's Blitz) known for its beautiful exotic dancers, warm hospitality, gourmet restaurant and celebrity clientele. Among its many regulars are pro athletes from all the major sports.

The Rick's Cabaret New York Girls reacted quickly to the news that Darrelle Revis is no longer a NY Jet.

"We love the Jets--but what are they doing?" Rick's Cabaret Girl Claudia (who describes herself as a big Jets fan) asked us. "When you have the best you should never let him get away!"

Rick's Cabaret Girl Christina agreed. "Darrelle is awesome. The Jets will regret trading him."

Rick's Cabaret Girl Hanna said, "The Jets messed up. Tampa really got the best of the deal. The Bucs had a porous secondary and now they have Revis Island. That's what I call a 180 or is it a 360? Yeah, a 180."

"I read Bob's Blitz every day and listen to 'Boomer and Carton' on WFAN, so I know what's going on in the sports world," explained Rick's Cabaret New York Girl Lily. "The Jets need to trade for a new quarterback and sign Batchagaloop Jones for next season."

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