Jeff Ross said, “You are the whitest man on earth. Even Hitler would have said, ‘Take it down a notch.’ ”
Tom Cotter said, “His last name is loosely translated from the Norwegian as ‘boring albino.’ ”
Rich Eisen said, “Boomer is starting to look like Philip Seymour Hoffman — but with less muscle tone.”
Jim Norton said, “Roasting you before a Super Bowl is like roasting Paris Hilton before a spelling bee.”
And while one may have leaned towards Reese Waters having had the worst night, turns own Bonnie Bernstein actually did:
Sports reporter Bonnie Bernstein suffered an injury at Boomer Esiason’s Friars Club Roast last week when she was hit by a flying football.
One of the roast’s sponsors, Redd’s Apple Ale, had set up a dunk tank on a red carpet before the event with a babe inside.
Former Falcon running back Jamal Anderson tried his luck — but his throw ricocheted off the target and hit Bernstein in the face.
“She had her hands over her face and was offered ice,” a spy said. “It looked like it really hurt.” Anderson apologized and said, “She’ll be fine,” as Bernstein walked away. But Bernstein told us, “I’m not OK,” while reapplying makeup in another room. She then asked, “Where’s the green room? I need to go to the green room!”
Because of course, Jamal Anderson.
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