"I'm rooting for Bradley Cooper as Best Actor, because he's been starring in my dreams for a long time," cooed Rick's Cabaret NYC Girl Bella.
"Yeah, he's hot as hell," replied Rick's Cabaret NYC Girl Alison. "But I think that guy who played Batman is gonna take it this year."
The Rick's Cabaret Girls List of Oscar Winners for 2015:
Best Actor: Michael Keaton "because he was the first Batman ever!"
Best Actress: Julianne Moore "because she played a really hot porn star in 'Boogie Nights'."
Best Director: Alejandro G. Inarritu for "Birdman" "because guys with weird names usually are the best directors."
Best Film: "Birdman" "because it's about a man who's also a bird, and what can be more awesome than that!"
As in previous years, all of the other categories are "too technical" for the Rick's Cabaret Girls to concern themselves with.
Named "The #1 Strip Club in New York" by Playboy, Rick's Cabaret is the club of choice for an upscale clientele including Wall Street bankers and brokers, numerous celebrities, and pro athletes from all the major sports. It features a gourmet steakhouse and balcony seating on its second floor, deluxe Sky Boxes on its third floor, and a Roof Top Cigar Lounge and Garden.
And tell us you don't agree on that bit of director insight.
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