Someone advise Craig Carton not to use his headphones Monday

It's a good thing Craig Carton doesn't use those dopey "I need to hear every word fed to me" headphones because can you imagine the grease build up left by "I'm 61 but look 83 and slick my hair back like I was born in 1903" Joe Benigno?

And while we respect Marc Malusis for working on his verbal crutches and actually trying to improve his craft, a note: 'Moose' is a nickname for a husky dude. Not a "could be the fat guy catcher from the Bad News Bears," OK? And the backwards MLB cap? What is it, we're a white rapper or are we 8?

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