Vivid Cabaret Strippers Offer to Help Yankees 'Forget' Their Awful Play | Bob's Blitz

Vivid Cabaret Strippers Offer to Help Yankees 'Forget' Their Awful Play

VIVID CABARET NEW YORK GIRLS WITNESS YANKEES LOSE 15-1 TO THE HOUSTON ASTROS, OFFER IMMEDIATE STRESS RELIEF


Vivid Cabaret New York Girls Priscilla and Abby were at Yankee Stadium last night and watched in disbelief as the Yankees were routed by the Astros 15-1.


New York, NY -- “I felt bad for the Yankees,” explained Vivid Cabaret NY girl Abby. “I’ve met so many of the players when they visit the club, and I think they need to come back to Vivid Cabaret immediately and get some emergency stress relief. I think I know what they need to get over last night’s horrible game!"

Vivid Cabaret NY girl Priscilla was more specific. “I will help them erase the memory of last night’s crushing defeat by giving them lap dances that they will never forget! Haha!"

Vivid Cabaret NY girl Lindsay added, “I know sports because I read Bob’s Blitz every day, and I love the Yankees, but I need some time to get 15-1 out of my mind!”

Vivid Cabaret NYC
61 W 37th St, New York, NY 10018
Phone:(212) 391-2702

Vivid Cabaret NYC is well known for having the city's tallest stripper pole (25 1/2 feet tall), and the first of its kind "VIP Ultra Lounge."


It's a favorite spot for pro athletes from all the major sports who like to "make it rain" on the club's gorgeous dancers. It is the sister club to the world famous Rick's Cabaret NYC (the official gentlemen's club of Bob's Blitz), located just four blocks away.

And yet? We still don't know what NY Rangers player bought our porn star pal Brittney Shannon a lap dance...

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