“Hit the jugs machine, Matthews! You suck!”
“I don’t want your gloves. I don’t want anything. You guys suck! You guys suck!”
“47 years. Richie Kotite is laughing his ass off on Long Island!”
[Anyone who invokes “Richie” Kotite, over anything, should immediately lose their fan card. Who the hell invokes Rich Kotite?]
“Hey King! Hey King! Tell ’em like it is, King! They suck!” “Get ’em, Eskin! Get ’em!” “Tell ’em like it is Eskin. They suck! Eskin! Eskin!”
[I feel bad for anyone whose existence consists of thinking that Eskin is the arbiter of all that is right in the world. Eskin is so far up the Eagles’ ass that Jeffrey Lurie is in danger of being turned inside out. I can’t believe there are actually people out there who buy this shit.]
No mercy.
Posted by Frankie Brennan on Sunday, 20 September 2015
More enjoyable then watching JPP power meekly through a bench press workout, no?
[h/t Kyle Scott]
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