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Chris Farley masturbated ON pictures of David Spade's Playmate girlfriend in a Playboy magazine

David Spade's Almost Interesting: The Memoir comes out Tuesday. Coming out ahead of the 10/27 release? A Chris Farley ejaculation.

Spade spins a few Farley anecdotes in “Almost Interesting,” including a previously untold doozy about a copy of “Playboy” Spade once brought to the “SNL” offices to show off his new Playmate girlfriend. Farley stole the magazine then later left it on Spade’s desk – only a bit stickier, having pleasured himself on the pages.

“I could tell by the look on his face that he was suddenly worried he had gone too far,” Spade writes. “Chris had gone too far. He did every time. That’s what made him Chris.” Spade admits it’s sometimes a burden being the go-to guy to speak about Farley, who died in 1997.


Oy.

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