Former Boston Red Sox player Kevin Millar faked phone calls to escape autograph seekers | Bob's Blitz

Former Boston Red Sox player Kevin Millar faked phone calls to escape autograph seekers

Former Boston Red Sox Kevin Millar has yada-yada'd autograph seekers.

“I used to walk off the bus, and you’d leave there, and there are people, and the next thing you know, you got fans,” Millar said. “And you can’t sign for everybody, and if you’ve got a two-minute bus, you’ve gotta roll, right? You’ve got a stream of people.

“So you’d have to fake (a) phone call walk of shame through. (You’d be like,) ‘Hello? Yeah, yeah,’ and you’re talking—‘What?! Come on, honey!’ — and you start screaming and then it gets more uptight. Next thing you know, you’re good. Like, ‘Woah, that guy’s crazy, next. Lou Merloni, can I have your signature?'”

Awesome stuff right there.

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