Rams over 49ers: On the same day ISIS chief Iyad El-Baghdadi called on Muslims to join Obama’s “JV” team, ISIS theologians issued guidelines on when it’s appropriate for members to have sex with their slaves. For example, fathers and sons can’t have sex with the same female slave, and having sex with mother and daughter slaves also is forbidden. What unfortunate timing! Who’s going to answer El-Baghdadi’s call when they have to adhere to such draconian rules about proper sex-slave etiquette?
One problem - Iyad is not the ISIS chief. And he's not thrilled either.
Hey @nypost, happy new year. How about you correct this within the next hour and I don't sue you for libel?
— Iyad El-Baghdadi (@iyad_elbaghdadi) December 31, 2015
Hey @nypost, here's the libelous article. When do I get my public apology? Or do I have to threaten legal action? https://t.co/IgFnpkZeyH
— Iyad El-Baghdadi (@iyad_elbaghdadi) December 31, 2015
Oops.
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