St. Louis Rams DE William Hayes doesn't believe in dinosaurs

"He [St. Louis Rams defensive end William Hayes] thinks archaeologists place bones underground like a parent would place Easter eggs," St. Louis Rams defensive end Chris Long said per Nick Wagoner of ESPN.com. "They just planted them. It's some large conspiracy. He does not believe that dinosaurs ever existed, and he thinks that mermaids are real. I love dinosaurs, so we have a big point of contention."

Hayes continued:

No, I don't believe dinosaurs existed. Not even a little bit. With these bones, it's crazy because man has never seen a dinosaur, we can agree on that, right? But we know exactly how to put these bones together? I believe there is more of a chance you will find a mermaid than you will a dinosaur because we find different species in the water all the time.

I don't understand how [Long] just believes in dinosaurs. That's just crazy to me. We know they died. We know what a T-Rex eats? That don't sound crazy to you? We have never seen a dinosaur before but we know exactly where every single rib [was] and which rib goes where. That's crazy to me.

And they call it the no fun league. Please.

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