Triumph sent some faux FOX News Girls to a Trump rally. But it was Triumph's killing of Chris Christie that wins the internet.
...he is now being comforted with pizza. Oh my God.
And never forget - he once fell OUT of a chair too (and had a very specific set of rules for his diner visit).
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